Llama

My cat is fucking adorable. He's asleep and laying on me and ohmahgerd it's so cute (: Jordan says he's evil -___- no. Well how are you today?! Good?! That's good! I'm good too! What's that? Oh you like llamas? ME TOO. I LOVE LLAMAS. I WANT TO FUCKING BUY ONE AND RIDE TO MEXICO ON IT. FUCK YEAH. Yes you can come with me! That'd be fun! Well guys Jordan is officially not going to the same high school as me :( its terrible. God. I mean I know we wouldn't have had classes together anyways but still. We've gone to the same effing school since I don't even know like kindergarten. Now our last four years we won't be at the same school -___- all because of this one bitch and her jealous self! I don't even know her name. I think it starts with a d so she'll be derf. FUCK YOU DERF YOU USELESS SACK OF FUCKERY. Damn. /: i really like llamas. I really do. Dude I woke up with wild sex hair this morning lmao xD cause I straightened it before I went to sleep and it was all over the place like a fucking lions mane this morning. Now it's tameddddd tho (: lololol wild sex hair ;D that's funny. Prank call someone and be like "HOME MADE BITTY PIES FOR MY WILD SEX HAIR FRIEND!!" and hang up :33 that would be fun. HEY YOU. YOU READING THIS. Follow me on instagram? :D my usernames " laura2234x " so yes follow me. My cats twitching. He's dreaming I think 0.0 tf's your problem Tigger? OH MY GOD STOP YOUR TWITCHING. thank you :) k well I'm gonna take a nap byeeee!

Sponge Bob Order Up

Gotta love Kingsley ^_^ haah hi. Well I'm sitting here watching spongebob! Well his spatula is still warm.... NEPTUNE! WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU SON? He's got the thousand yard stare... Oh ma gerd this is when they stuff that one food credit guy in the freezer :o I love this one dude. I'm hungry. The fuck do I have to do to get some food around here?! Fuckery. No I don't give a fuck that your tv is fuzzy BEYATCH. Meowww and there were no survivors. Ima take a nap. Bye. No Later. Yes later. My appetite flew south for the winter. I mean, I'm not kidding. This place smelled like a goat. That's right bitch. Soak up that doe. Why do people say "Doe" and "Tho" like really? Cause on instagram bitches will be like "My lips doe." or "Your eyes tho (;" WHAT DOES IT MEAN. WHAT?! I wanna effing know. Now. I miss Fannin sooooo soooo much. :( I miss my breakfast club. Deegan, Quincy, Raquel, Me, Michale, & JORDAN EFFING MARIE. I'm the only one out of all of them that's going to CHS. Fml. Just fml. /: watch all the breakfast club people not even be friends by the end of freshman year. Ugh /: I miss those days. I miss Fannin and it's ugly smelly hallways. I miss the teachers. I miss Mrs Brooke's budding into our perverted conversations. Stuff changes so fast mannnnn. :( gr.
Gosh I hate it when people don't text me back and I'm not even being boring -___- waffles starting to do it! Like wtf man. Just because I do it to him does not mean he can to me. Bitch. I'm gonna text people back no matter what now so maybe they will with meee (: ha #foreveralone or what?

I'm baaaaaack (:

Well I got the blogger app on my iPod so I'm gonna start posting again ^_^ I was reading some of my old stuff and oh mah gerd I sound like an idiot lmao. So I apologize for the idiotness (: and always writing about Drake and shit. Haha but now I feel like I'm more.. Mature o.o weird huh?! Laura being mature? Like wtf? But really though. I'm starting high school on Monday and I'm gonna be a little fishie in a freaking huge school! I'm scared /: and Jordan won't even be with me. All because of this bitch on the volley ball team. God. But oh well ;( I woke up at 7 in the fucking morning. Do you know how early that is considering that I am used to waking up at 12 during the summer?!? It's fucking early. God. All because my mimi and papa wanna take me and my sister to go see this dog named Bear at their work. Grr >.< but it's okay. I can nap later ^_^ hopefully. Well they're gonna be here in a little bit so I'll just blog later. Oh hey! If you missed me and are glad to see I'm posting again, comment below dude ?(: k? K. Welllll bye !

I can tell that money’s got you working. We’ve been talking for so long, now we’re finally here in person. I taste pain and regret in your sweat. You’ve been waiting for me. Ohhh I can tell that you’ve been practicing. I can tell that you’ve been practicing. All those other men were practice, they were practice, yeah for me, for me, for me, for me :D

Drake is sexy :D 

I am so bored

this font is pretty

DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGON Ball Z 

Beavis and butt head ♥

Kirko Bangz is freaking sexy

Have you ever noticed how sexy he is!?!?! Yeah cause i just noticed that yesterday :D this bitch just told us to be quiet ! NO WHORE I WILL TALK AS MUCH AS I DAMN PLEASE AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. Shut the fuck up Quincy is fine , he is just tired probably. I hate it when teachers tell me to be quiet. It's like really ? I didn't ask to come to school so I'll talk as much as i want and there's nothing you can do about it :D BAHAHHAHAHA shes just mad because we haven't hit menopause (; Jealous little fucker -_- Haha anyways man the years almost over. I am so sad . JORDAN I LOVE YOU :D

Mondays suck waffle ass -_-

   Hi :) Oh ! SO ! I have to tell u guys my dream. Not like a dream i had when i was sleeping but a dream of something i wanna do ! Well ! When i finish college I'm gonna go to California and open up a Starbucks in Anaheim :D♥ I googled this ish and i have to take buisness classes in college so yeah that's what I'm gonna do :D Jordan you're gonna fly across the country every morning to come get Starbucks every morning ! You'll get it free ! Not a discount ! But free ! I HATE Amarillo. I truly do. The only thing we have to freaking do here is the mall and the movies t(-_-t) Who the fuck would come here and be like "Oh this is so dry flat ugly no trees smells like shit and bi-polar weather ! I'll call it Home!" Really ? I mean ..... REALLY !? THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU !?!?! I can't wait to move out of this place -_- Amarillo means yellow and the ground is not supposed to be fucking yellow it should be fucking green with flowers and palm trees ! You whoreish town t(-.-t) GOODNESS. stop joran!!!!111 LOOK WHAT YOU DID ! THIS IS SOME UGLY ASS FUCKING FONT -______-
There back to normal (: I remember Quincy one time was like "What if you walked in on your friend masturbating rapidly on the couch" BAHAHHAHA and then he said "If it was a girl i would be like 'ehhh' and let her continue and then in the morning i would be all 'hey... i saw you last night. did you clean up the couch ?'" Hahahhaha :D

Haaaa funny shit ;)