Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Boo Thang Lyrics♥ ;D

Ok, This shit is so random,
And when I'm with you
It's like our heart beats, are in tandem,
And when our lips lock,
I just wanna hold your face for ransom.
You're beautiful and I'm handsome,
That'll be good for the babies
If ever we go there maybe!
It's crazy, no titles but your my baby,
When I'm idle that's your time,
Show time, and for you, I wish I had more time.
Red wine, chocolate,
Baby you could be my Valentine.
More than just sex exchanged, baby you my Boo Thang.

Hey, girl, so glad that I've found ya!
Uh huh! Tell your friends, they're leaving without ya!
Got a hotel room with a view of the city that I know you gonna like,
Got the candles leading to the bathtub baby, let's hop inside!
Ride in the two door with the roof gone.
My oh my, baby it's been too long
So grab your coat and your purse,
I'll walk out of here first,
Wait about five and I'll be parked outside!

Bridge:
I know we aint got no strings attached,
But this could be a perfect match!
And girl, we ain't no cuddie buddies
Cause this is way more than that!

Chorus:
You're my boo thang,
Can't get enough, I love yo stuff!
Let's turn it up, you get what you want
Cause you're my boo thang
And when your friends ask,
I'm not ya man just the closest thing that you have!
To a boo thang, boo thang,
Boo thang, boo thang,
Boo thang, boo thang!
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsty.com/verse-simmonds-boo-thang-lyrics.html ]
Hey, girl, I can't leave here without you, uh huh!
And how you're looking I love everything about you!
Girl it's more then your body, I'm making love to your mind
And every time that I want you,
You're ready all of the time!


Bridge:
I know we ain't got no strings attached,
But this could be a perfect match!
And girl, we ain't no cuddie buddies
Cause this is way more than that!

Chorus:
You're my boo thang,
Can't get enough, I love you, stuff!
Let's turn it up, you get what you want
Cause you're my boo thang
And when your friends ask,
I'm not ya man just the closest thing that you have!
To a boo thang, boo thang,
Boo thang, boo thang,
Boo thang, boo thang!

Baby turn the lights off,
All I wanna do is touch you!
We can make a movie, baby
Nobody do it like us two!
Yeah, boy put your hands all on my body
Ride that thang just like a harley. so come on let's get it started!
Turn the Lights off! Baby, turn the lights off!
Baby, turn the lights off! Just turn the lights off!

(Talking)
Turn the lights off baby
I need you to follow my lead
I wanna make you feel good
I wanna make you feel like you've never felt before
Can I do that? boo vision

Chorus:
You're my boo thang,
Can't get enough, I love you, stuff!
Let's turn it up, you get what you want
Cause you're my boo thang
And when your friends ask,
I'm not ya man just the closest thing that you have!
To a boo thang, boo thang,
Boo thang, boo thang,
Boo thang, boo thang!

Why Is It Always In The Homo Way !?

Okay, What has America came too!? I told Jordan "Oh Your Shirt Is Beautiful!" And Deegan Goes, "Oh Laura are you a lesbian?!" GOSHHHHHHH DEEGANNNN! JUST BECAUSE YOUR LIKED BY A HOMO DOG IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT EVERYTHING EVERYONE SAYS IS IN A HOMO WAY!!!!!!! LORDDDDD HAVEEEE MERCYYYYY ON THIS ARCHED EYEBROWS BOYS SOUL. Gosh. Thats why you get raped by a dog. HAHA Oh and I sit by that see you in tea In 7th period and Crispin looks at him non stop (; It's like what now beacychhhh!!!!!!! Ok sooo Yesterday I wore this dark wash skinny jeans and I know of 2 guys that are cute looking at my butt o.O Hahahha Maybe my butt looked Extra big Yesterday DD: Ahhhh ! Haha ok im annoyed. SHUTUP DEEGAN !!!!!!!!!! DEEGANNNNNNNN! SHUZT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Okay he did (: WAIT he started again. Gosh why do they care about some one elses buisness?? Okay than deegan I see why you did that. NOW QUINCY WON'T STFUUUUUU. Nevaaa Minddd (: Oh jeaze were talking about when Kory got raped. Ha funny stuff (: Quincy was like "Can you legally own a cooger?" Lmao the things we talk about (: LIONS & TIGERS & BEARS OH MY. LOOK AT THEM EYEBROWSSSSSSSSSS! Soo arched. I wish mine were -_______________- BUT NOOOOO. Ew he looks like snail. OKAY Im done (: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BLOGGIN Turds.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Trey Songz♥


"Love Faces"

When I met you woman
I couldn't help but notice a face so beautiful
Now imagine, the faces you'd make if we ever made love

(Oh, oh, oh, oh)

Pulled up in the drop top Benz
Hit the horn two times and you walked outside (mmmhmm)
Dress keep hugging them thighs
And the only thing inside my mind is (mmmhmmm)
I want you
Yes I do, and if there's anything you suggest I do
Then tell me

Now we all in the crib on my sofa
Girl I'm so glad you came over
I wanna tell you 'come closer'
But I don't know if you feel, like I feel
Tell me girl

Don't it feel good when I touch on it
Wouldn't it be nice if all night I was in you
Come kiss me, come with me
Down the hall to my bedroom
Tonight we'll be

Making love faces, making love faces
Shadows on the wall while the candles burnin'
Messin' up the bed while you sweatin' out your perm and
Making love faces, making love faces
My hands rubbin' on your skin
Let's go hard don't hold it in

Girl let me wrap my hands around you (hands around you, hands around you)
So happy every since I found you
Just like a kid who found some candy
Let me feel and find your panties

Take 'em off take em off take em off
Take 'em off please
Oh down on my knees
Ohh, You're right in front of me
Don't have to pay for my attention
Can you hear me is you listenin?
Baby be real with me
I wanna know

Don't it feel good when I touch on it
Wouldn't it be nice if all night I was in you
Come kiss me, come with me
Down the hall to my bedroom
Tonight we'll be

Making love faces, making love faces
Shadows on the wall while the candles burnin'
Messin' up the bed while you sweatin' out your perm and
Making love faces, making love faces
My hands rubbin' on your skin
Let's go hard don't hold it in

The way you bite your lip
Is that your way of tellin' me you like it?
Mmhmm, if I'm the best you ever had girl in your life
Say mmhmm, and when your eyes roll back in your head
Shakin' your legs
Mmhmm, mmhmm, that's what she said

Making love faces, making love faces
Shadows on the wall while the candles burnin'
Messin' up the bed while you sweatin' out your perm and
Making love faces, making love faces
My hands rubbin' on your skin
Let's go hard don't hold it in, love faces

Hi My Bloggin Babies ♥

  Heyyyy :) Me and Jordan are in a wonderful mood! Dellie Likes JOHANNAAAAA :D Oh yeah If you didn't know, That's her nick name & Mines LeaPaul. Anyways yeah he likessss herrrrr! WOOP WOOP JORDAN!!!!! Ya'lls babies will be beautiful! ((: Haha anyways yeah NOW ABOUT LAURA! Well Cotton was staring at me yesterday! He was looking at me straight In the eye's & I tried to Stare back but JEAZEEEE It's hard to when he's so freaking adorable and a little thuggg(: So I Just glanced away and let him look at meee! :D YEAH SOOO What was he thinking??? Was He Like "Oh Gosh Is She Asian??" ORRR Was He Like "Oh Gosh Shes Pretty." -____- I Dunno! Maybe Both O.O I DONT KNOWWWW. But oh chiz I hope he likes me haha ((: I showed him Crispin! & When I told him he was Gay, He laughed his chip muck Booty off. This is what I wanna sing to him: 
YOU KNOW I WANYCHA CAUSE BOY I REALLY WANTCHA! LOOKIN' NICE! LOOKIN' COOLER THAN A BAG OF ICE! NOW FREZZZEEEE. GO! DROP IT FAST NOW SHAKE IT REAL SLOW. UHHH YOU SMELL SO FRUITY.... Cant say the next line cause It's dirty ;D HAHAHHA -Victorious. ANYWAYS Yeah Ima sing that to him when we marry one day :) ♥♥ SCREWWWW DRAKEEEEE! hahaha Jk , I Still Love You♥:D Just not as much. JK AGAINNNNNNNNNN. Not love, Like. OK!?!?! Like like like like like likex333 Sooo whatttt nowww sonnn! Gosh I hate it when people have terrible grammar. Its like really!?! Go back to myspace fool! AHHHHHH WHAT IF Trey Songz Popped out of no where and starting singing "TONIGHT NIGHT WE'LL BE MAKINNNHN LOOVE FACES! MAKINNN LOVE FACESSS! SHADOWS ON THE WALL WHILE THE CANDLES BURNIN' , MESSIN UP THE BED WHILE YA SWEATING OUTCHA PERM AND......" And by that point I would grab him and kiss that fool (: & He would be like OHHH LAURA JEAN KEARNSSSSSS MARRY ME LOVE MUFFIN♥♥ & I would be like "Oh why ofcourse! Lets go make love faces!" HAhahahaha(; Oh yeah that would just be legit. Sorry Cotton And Drake, But Trey Songz Comes FIRST. Then Cotton, then Drake, then waffle, Then Enrique Iglesias♥ <-------- All them are just mariage material!!!! Haha maybe not waffle..... But the others; Oh Yeaaa ;) So yupp. I really should be working and so should Jordan but were pimps and pimps dont work we BLOG♥ Thats how ya do It! ;) Hahaha ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) Wink ! See yeah i Winked atcha(: I WANNAAAA GO TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,.......... California ... The City of looove . I WISH THEY ALL COULD BE CALIFORNIA GIRLSSSSS *Denenenenenene* It never rains in southern , CALIFORNIAAA♥ CALIFORNIAAAAAAAAAAAAA CALIFORNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HERE WE COMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OHHH :DDD haha songs about california ok?!?! You mad bro? Stay mad(: Ok gosh I hate Fannin I wanna be at caprock! This school is wack like a koo koo clock! Haha jordan remember dUUUUck? and Yeah i put something els? haha ok byee(: +

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Ok im back (:

JORDANNNNNNNNNN ASK YOU GARNDMA ;D dude me and johannah could blog at her grandmas house !!!!!! that would just be . . . . .Just be . . . . AWESOME . We could be like quaaaaaaaaaaaaak , quaaaaaaaaak , im a DUCKKK . SPARE ME MY LIFE ehh i forgot the rest :)) haha so yeah i have this bf . . . .and . . . .  i dont really like him 0.0 HE FRIGHTENS ME . if i dont reply like in  minutes hes like babe? babe? u there???? hey? hello? babe? GOSHHHH LEAVE ME ALONE DAG NAMMIT ! hahah but he is really sweet so ima stay with him (: DUDE i hope my mom and her grandma says yes ! IMA CRYYYYYY if she doesn't . Cause , dude , on thaaaa realzzzzz (i myspaced typed that) idk ha i forgot what i was gonna put ! Dahh  Busz Took Mehh Tew Skoo TahDaee . <----- I used to type like that ! Ha ok well im done (: BYE BLOGGIESSSS . / 

Ayyyyy ;D

  Hello Blog Muchers . Guess what ! Im not with Jordan !!!!! AHHHHHHH TRAGICCCC ! See look : Jordan Jordan Jordan JORDAN JORDAN JORDAN JORDANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AHHHHH JOHANNAH  !!!!!!!!! See im sooo not with her ! Im at my casa ;) Chillin like a villan ! BUT me and jordan did go to the mall today and DAYUMMMMM lemme tell you ! There was some CMA'ssssss Up in that place ! WE WERE SURROUNDED :)) And i saw one cbga , which is quite rare cause like most cbga's have better things too do (: Yeahhh but JORDAN GOT ME THIS LITTLE DOG AND HIS NAME IS CRISPIN <33333 Hes sitting on my desk . I got this little button that says Beyotch on it ;D IT SHOULD GO ON MY MOTHERRRR!!!!!!!!!!! Cause yeah shes more of a beyotch than meee ! And we went to go see dream house ! I AM SOOO CONFUSED ! Go watch that movie and you tell me what you thought of it . Cause i didnt get the end at all . BUT YAAA :) STUPID WAFFLE BLEW US OFF !!!!! I should slap that boy ! But naaa hes so effing adorable to slap <3 THATS RIGHT JORDAN I LIKE HIM OK !!! <.< Hush yo mouf about it . JORDAN when you read this look up this song called black umbrella with miley cyrus . THATS DELLIES THEME SONG  . Jk noo its not Its jimmy hendrix's theme song :] OOOO square mouth ! hahahah . OK so me and jordan got these neckalces and there  B E A S T ! There little robots And mine says friends and hers says best and mines blue and hers is pink (: HAHAHAH THATS WHAT SHE SAID ^__^ Oh yeah sorry i had to say it ok !?!?!? Jordan , blogging isnt the same without you and your dellie loving self ! & with quincy and deegan in the background simultaneously looking at our buttcracks :D lmao I bet you laughed and said HAHAH THATS HORRIBLE !!!!!!!!!!! ooo im stalking you :D baha . JORDAN DELLIE IS TALL . LIKE TALL AS IN 14 LEPERCAUNS STACKED ONTO EACHOTHER !!! When i hear the word lepercaun that song RACKS ON RACKS ON RACKS plays in my head o______________o Weird huhhhh !?! DELLIES GOT RACKS ON RACKS ON RACKS .What are racks ?!?!?! like ribs ?? OUTBACKS GOT RACKS ON RACKS ON RACKS . Seeee no that makes sense . Way more then Dellie ! *AHHHEMM* Darie . Or Darry ? Or Dary ? Or Darrie ? WHICH ONE ? Leave a comment telling  me jordan . I wonder if anyone besides raquel and jordan reads this ^.^ If so , im screwed . Can mrs miller read this ?? If  so , HI MRS MILLER ?!?! HOW THE *dolphin noise* ARE YA ?!???! hahahah squeak :) ima mofo squirrel . I love blogging with a deeaarrrr passion <3333 i could do this for a living ! All day every day just bloggin my bunz away :) WHAT IF I WENT CRAZY LIKE THE GUY IN DREAM HOUSE ??!?!?!?!?!?! OMGGGG never mind . JORDAN WE COULD GO MAD AND MAKE A REALLY CONFUSING MOVIE !!!! It could be called blog house ;) HAHA see im always thinking . Well im about to go eat , so ill go do so and then make another blog cause im a pimp like that ! Ok byeee for now :) 

Friday, November 18, 2011

STUPID SPACE .

Hello Yes jordan ?  Hello people of blogma , Well I have some very very important && tragic newssss ! Jk not tragic ;) So i USED to be friends with this chick named CarrotCake/Space . I HAVE NOOOO IDEA WHY . All she does is say mean things about people , piss me and others off , text boys she doesn't even know , SEND THEM PHOTOS , And get yelled at by her mom because she never does what shes told ! Yupp that's CarrotCake for you . She has never been a true friend . Yeah , she funny , yeah she can dance like shakira but when it comes to being a true friend shes never there for me ! But I don 't needddd herrrrr :)) Hold on i'll finish this in a second . Okay im here now . Okay so like im supposed to be working , but i can do this ishhh on the weekend though ;) Ughhh man I wish i was in high school already . Fannin is SOOO GAYYY . WE CANT WEAR DIOFFERENT COLORED SOCKS !!!!!? Wth ;| See , its ghetto'fied . Like some hawaiin biscuits . I LOVE THOSE ♥ They make me smile (((: [ See , big smile ] I like doing my smiley faces like :) and (: . I used to only do them like (: IM SORRY JORDAN I NEEDED SOMETHING TO BLOG ABOUT !!!!! DONT BE MAAAAAAAADD ! PLZZZZ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! -________- I APOLAGIZE ! "Tell em i apolagize , it happend over time" HAHA Drake yo ' ♥ Every time i hear the word apolagize "THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOOOW" plays in my head :)) That shows how much i love him right there ! I sweaaaar were gonna get married and have the most beautiful babies ever  . There names will be Trinity Jean Graham And The boy will be Tristan Drake Graham . SEEEEEEE ! So cute huh ? :) They will be 1/2 white , 1/4 black , And 1/4 Jewish :) They will be adorable and so preciouse ♥ I CANT WAAIT ! && We shall live in a house by Santa Monica Pier . Our house will smell of rasberries & vanilla and axe ;) Oh yeah , sounds great huh ? YOU WISH YOU WERE ME :DD Hahahahha :D .And Alsooo , we will go to Disneyland on the weekends ANDDDD Were gonna get a carpet made out of CarrotCake . It will smell nasty , but yeah it'll be ok cuz were gonna wipe our beautiful , freshly pedicured feet on it . LAURA JEAN GRAHAM ♥ LAURA JEAN GRAHAM ♥ LAURA JEAN GRAHAM ♥ :) Sounds soooooooo cute huh ? ;]] I wonder if im gonna look the same when im a mom . what do you think Jordan !? HEY JORDAN LOOK ! JORDANNNNNN . IM ASKING YOU SOMETHING .. LOOOk JORDAN JORDAN JORDAN -_______- ANSWER THE QUESTION . HUHHHHHH !? HUHHHH !!? you should know ! getcha dang crystal ball and be like ooo waahhh and it'll tell you :) DRAKKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEEKKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE  Haha nice huh ? Thats my hubbyyyyy♥♥♥♥ And Dellie is jordan'shusband ! She likes him . I wanna touch Trey Songz's Body ! It would be like ~~~ Cause of his six pack . I hope drake dioesnt mind ! I'll be said if he divorce's me... But if he does I have trey songz for my 2nd choice :)) ♥ I AM NOT DONE YET . I AM TYPING UNTIL WE MUST GO YA'LL ;D Okay now im done . Bye :)

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Bored :))

 Hey blog people ! :D Well this is Laura in the breakfast club . I AM BORDER THAT A MUFFIN . :O I love it when my grandpa sends me these weird forwards . It had a picture of a dog licking a cowwww ! :DD Jordan is sitting here with me ! Shes typing something that I dont know what its about . . <.< Jordan what are you writing !? JORDAN . WHAT ARE YOU WRITING !!!!? Answer me ! NOW . Jordan Marie Blocker-Gonzales . I Am Speaking Too You . JORDANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ! Now . Omg Dude . Shes not answer me ! Holyyyyy crap i think shes writing about me cause i saw my name :) HAAAA . I cant wait till we go to the island . Type type type . Everyone is typing and it sounds cool ! Its like click click click click clickety click CLICK *Some one hit the space bar* Haaaa (: Why Am I So Weird ? Why Are Me and JORDAN So  weird ?!?!? These are the questions that haunt me . . . -_- This is gonna be a very long blog :) (As you can see quite frankly !) Oh chiz i miss waffle . -_______- WAFFLE WAFFLE PONCE . Oh hush you camel . Wtf Go To Canada Or Something :) IM LOOKING JORDANNNNNNNNNN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes i was :)) BAHA I KNOW ! :DDD I love blogging . Its so fun (: You can tell your life story and no one will be like "Oh shutup laura, No one cares" :) BUT NOWWWW its like what now sukka !? ;D Okay well i almost filled up the box ! Oh look i diddd :) IM SO FREAKING PROUD . And HIS NAME IS DELLY MEMBER !?!?!? Okay ! Dellie It Is then [: HAHA EXCLAMATION POINTAS / Can they really read this ??? Oh well shes not gonna answer me so every one who reads this , its me and my friend speaking to eachother while typing . Im sitting by her soooo :) Well if you read this FIND ME ON FACEBOOK DUDE . i wanna know who does ! Well  bye :]

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Jordan :O

 Well im here with jordan :oooo She is like watching me type AS WE SPEAKKKKK ! ! ! <.< Stop that jordan . Yes Jordan. YESSSS JORDAN . Yes . HAHA Wash your winkie jordan ;) YES ITS FILTHY ! YOURS!!!!  No no no no -_- . LOOK AT ME LOOK HEY OVER HERE NOW LOOK !!!! I know you can see me ! dont pretent like you cant cause that is a straight up lieeee foo :p yes ! And yes you do . WHAT EVRERRRRRRRRRRRR ! NO gosh that poor winkie is so filthy and crusty and its in need of a deep cleansing . :D ok bye