Monday, January 30, 2012

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Well waffle has offically pissed me off to where I don't wanna be his friend again . He got caught in a lie AND HE HAS TO MAKE UP MORE LIES TO GET OUT OF THE FIRST ONE 

Thursday, January 26, 2012

  Oh yeah theres not a title on this one (: Cause I'm PTFO -__- Yes Pie Techno FrankOnion . Jk I mean pissed the f*** off but I'm acting happy because I'm just cool like that ! So do you wanna know why I'm Pie Techno Frank Onion ??? Because my mom was being a bitch this morning . Wanna know why ? Well I lost my case on my iPod and shes like "LAURA WHERE IS YOUR CASE ?!?!? NAG NAG NAG !!" And yeah I was in a great mood ! I was listening to The Motto and like she popped out of no where screaming at me and it's like bitch calm down -__- I'm gonna go work now good bye

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

MY THIGHHHSSSSSS BIATCH /:

Its like jousting ! (; hAHA FREAKING jORDAN . Oh my God I hate it when the computer does that ! Bitch You Know I wouldn't do that . Hey Look I Am Typing Like Waffle . That Kid Capatalizes Every First Letter Of The Word . Even though hes more depressed than a mofo . He was sitting out in the rain watching it fall cause thats how sad he was -_- Poor dude . KARMA IS A BITCH HUH -_________________- Well yeah thats what you get for cheating on Breanna you bitch .
She told him that she would pay him $50 an hour and he was like "Well what do you look like ?" And he took it all seriouse -.- Him and his raging hormones . . But yes then they started talking and yeaaaaaah . She sent him pics . Yupp she was desprate though ! But then he was a bitch -_- Poor girl /: YES HE DOES !!!!!!!!!!!! She was heart broken and she went on a rampage on breaking pencils -.- What a dumb ass like stuff goes around quick even if you go to different schools . That kid wants to get laid so bad lmao . Hahahaha :D But then again every teenage boy does so it's not really different but he shows it . Holy crap my legs hurt soooo bad . I wanna hit some one in the mouth and make them cry -_- I have a michale jackson song stuck in my head . Idk what it's called but in the chorus he goes na na na na na na na naaaa . Hahaha hopefully you know which one that is . Well never mind I dont know why I care haha I DONT KNOW SHUT UP !!!!! I am free willy :D Jk I'm free samantha !!!!! Who are you ? James Dean ? Oh lovely . :D Me too . Theres a song by sleeping with sirens and the name of it's like "If I'm James Dean Your . . ." And I forgot the rest but who the hell is James Dean ? And who is Bob Sagget ?? WHOOOOOO AREEEE YOUUUU ? WHOOO WHOO WHOO WHOO ? WHOOOOO AREEEEEEEE YOUUUUU WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO .
Not suprising -.- Well he ISSS immature .. And gosh what a jealous mother fucker . EXACTLY !!!!!!! Good Lord child ! I cant wait i forgot what I was gonna say sorry -__- Yes true shit (: WE HAVE OUR OWN PROBLEMS !!!!!!!! LOTS OF THEM . oh my god yes !!! We need to find him a girl ! I'm gonna tell him or do you want to ? But what happens when he wants to meet up with her ? -___- Whats your plan ? We have to hide her friends though cause like if she only has 7 friends than its pretty damn obvious .  SEE WE LOVE HIM !!!!!!!! WERE GONNA DO ALL THIS SHIT JUST BECAUSE WE LOVE HIM AND HE THINKS WE DONT CARE ABOUT HIM !!!! as his BEST friends (: Were probably the only people that would go through all this trouble for him . But what sucks is he can't know -_-  Okay where are you gonna get the pictures ? WAIT NO ! PHOTO BUCKET !!!!!! mexican right ? Haha ofcourse :D Okay when I get home do you want me to get on photobucket and find a chick ? Okay what name ? Carassco ! yes thats pretty ! RIGHT !! Hmm what do I search on photobucket ? Like a mexican name ? Oh shit what if the goverment sees this :O I Shall ! I'll look up Myra ! I LIKE THAT BETTER !!!!!!! but she could go by lisa cause itll be mysteriouse (: Haha great minds think alike :D HIGH FIVE !!!!!!!! Ohhh sheitttt watch us get caught like what happened with Britan D: "Hey this Is Jordan I cant get to my phone right now" SMFH -__________________- ! Hahahahahah but the thing is is if he wants too meet up with her than she says no he'll be heart broken again . . what if he wants a dirty pic ? D: HE SENT BREANNA ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What do you think -__- Little afro's down there lmfao . well he did ! I told you this already nigger . I swear I did !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well Sorry !!!!!!!! Anyways yeah what if he does !? o.o O.O

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

I JUST PLAYED FETCHHHHHHHHHHHHH :))

Sometimes (Oh-oh-ohhh) Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon!) You don't know how to express yourself, so (And Lonely Island!) You just gotta sing
(Akon)
I just had sex (Ay) And it felt so good (Felt so good) A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her) I just had see-eeay-ee-ex And I'll never go back (Never go back) To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past
(Samberg)
Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great (Yeah) It felt so good when I did it with my penis (Yeah) A girl let me do it, it literally just happened Having sex should make a nice man out the meanest
(Jorma Taccone)
Never guess where I just came from, I had sex If I had to describe the feelin', it was the best When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great And I called my parents right after I was done
(Samberg)
Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did? Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest (Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing) Nice of any girl ever (Now sing) I just had sex (Ay) And it felt so good (Felt so good) A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her) I wanna tell the world
To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it (Doesn't really make sense) But man, screw it (I ain't one to argue with a good thing) She could be my wife! (That good?) The best thirty seconds of my life
I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her 'Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin' girl's better Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweaters
So this one's dedicated to them girls That let us flop around on top of them If you're near or far, whether short or tall We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you
She kept lookin' at her watch (Doesn't matter, had sex!) But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter, had sex!) I think she might've been a racist (Doesn't matter, had sex!) She put a bag on my head (Still counts!)
I just had sex (Ay) And my dreams came true (Dreams came true) So if you had sex in the last thirty minutes Then you qualified to sing with me
I just had se-eeee-ex (Everybody sing!) And it felt so good (We all had sex! ) A woman let me put my penis inside of her I just had se-ay-eeee-ex (I just had sex) And I'll never go back (Never go back) To the not-havin'-seeex ways of the past

Like A Boss ;D ♥

Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
No problem.
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss.
Well, so take us through a day in the life of, "The Boss".
Well the first thing I do is--

Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Read a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct work-flow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micro-manage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)

Hit on Deborah (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)

Harassment Lawsuit (like a boss)
No Promotion (like a boss)
5th of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Deborah's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!

Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Deborah's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the windows (like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)

Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the Sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)

Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then.
No doubt.
You chopped your balls off and died.
Hell yeah.
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?
Nope.
Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain't me.
OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
I'm the boss.
Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
I'm the boss.
Ya, ya, I got it.
I'm the boss.
No, I heard you, see you later!

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Well hi . Yesterday was a great day until Mr Depression pants came and ruined it -_- What a shit head but he did bring me my rocks :D Haha and yeah that's always a good thing . I hate it when people ask me who I'm going for in the super bowel . Bitch I'm wearing a steeler jacket . Why should I even care if it's not my team ?!?! Fucking retard -_________- wtf jordan . Oh cause of Waffle ????? Oh I see anyways haha I remember this show called life with derek and like there was this one episode where the boys played Babe Rador & They would say boobs and butt and I watched it with my dad and it was so freaking awkward !!!!!!!!! Damn you canadians and your ravid tv shows that you expose to children . THIS IS LIFE WITH DEREK !!!!!!!!! :DD Hahaha :)) Mouth sneezes wtf ? COTTON AND MACADAMIAN NUT ARE FRIENDSSSSS ! AHHHH THATS FREAKING AWESOME :] why did I put a sharp smiley face ? It should be curved :) <-- like that . Dude my litte sister got me a hello kitty clock , sun flower seeds , and a necklace . Oh dude . . and my aunt came over and she gave me this card and told me that it was in my MeMe's stuff </3 I started crying when I opened it . What if she got it for me like last year and I never went over to her house so she could never give it too me ? That breaks my heart man </3 /': sadness . But oh well .
Hi im back i went  to go stalk Jordan . its freaking hot in here SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES I AM GETTIN SO HOT I WANNA TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF ! (; lmao i remember the first time i heard that song I think it was in a car commercial or something ?? I don't remember . it's only 8:39 ?? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat not cool . I wanna skip . hey Jordan <.< Hey . Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hye hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey heyeb= hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey  SKIP WITH ME NUIGGEr :D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf
why
why
oh yeah i typed that bitch without looking !!!!! :D

Monday, January 23, 2012

My Birthday :D ♥

Haha oh yes its my birthday nigger (: So yupp I'm 14 ! I feel old D: Ahhh I feel 12 . . . No effing lie ! Why do I feel 12 Jordan ?! Haha no wait 10 amd a half because I have a very very dirty mind and thats just how I do :D So this morning I felt freaking special ! I walked in and Jordan dashed across the auditouruium (I know its spelt wrong so shut up) And told me happy birthday :D And Marcus screamed "LAURA HAPPY BIRTHDAY" Across the auditourium . I feel effing special ! And they sang happy birthday to me at breakfast today . How great :)) Anywaysssss my grandpa emailed me today and told me he couldn't beilive I was 14 and that he loved me . I started crying dude ! I dont even know why , I just did . I don't wanna grow up -____- Jk yes I do but I'm scared at the same time . Oh welllllll -.- Well I hope today goes good ! Bye !

Saturday, January 21, 2012

GREAT WEEKEND SO FAR :D

Heyyyy bishes (: well let me tell you , this weekend has just been amazing so far ! And be aware in on my iPod so its probably gonna misspell a lot of shit . Okay so Jordan stayed the night OH SHIT GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING !!!! Okay well I was walking and I stepped on this comb thing and it went inside of my foot . Yeah the fucking inside -_____- angry face . But we watched a little bit of white chicks :D IM GONNA HAVE A BF !!!!!! A what ? SHES GONNA HAVE A BITCH FIT :D lmao that's freaking hilarious . I wanna take a nap ? Should I ? Okay I will bye loves (:

Friday, January 20, 2012

No Sleep ;] ♥ Haha my new theme song !

"No Sleep"
[Verse 1]
Last night I let the party get the best of me
Waking up in the morning: two hoes laying next to me
Plus I heard an officer arrested me
Good weed and cold drinks: that’s the motherfucking recipe
Nigga and we roll deep, so deep
It’s going down in this bitch: concrete
We gon party all night: no sleep
Tell the owner them is all my guys
So tonight everything is on me

The drinks is on me
The bitches, the hotel, the weed is all free
Get high, I mean so high
We don’t see the whole suite
Then fly to a level where you gonna need your own key (TGOD)

[Hook x2]
No driving, no sleeping
Live it up like it’s the weekend
When the DJ play the right song
Gonna drink, gonna party all night long

[Verse 2]
Leaving from the club now she wanna stay with us
Came to spend it all, don’t care what I’m paying for
Used to be too young, now I’m out here buying the bar
Everytime I look up, it’s another red cup
Bunch of niggas in the game but they ain’t playing with us
They just paying enough
Man them niggas ain’t ballin they just laying it up
Saying they does, I’m just rolling hella weed up
while on my way to the club
I had to wait at the club
But now I don’t cause everything is on me

The drinks is on me
The bitches, the hotel, the weed is all free
Get high, I mean so high
We see the whole street
We fly, I mean so high
We need a whole wing (TGOD)

[Hook x2]
No driving, no sleeping
Live it up like it’s the weekend
When the DJ play the right song
Gonna drink, gonna party all night long

Party all day, party all night
Say you wanna party lets party alright
I, Party all day, party all night
Say you wanna party lets party alright
I, Party all day, party all night
Say you wanna party lets party alright
I, Party all day, party all night
Say you wanna party lets party alright
I..

[Hook x2]
No driving, no sleeping
Live it up like it’s the weekend
When the DJ play the right song
Gon' drink, gon' party all night long

Party all day, party all night
Say you wanna party, let's party alright.

Friday Bitchhhhh :D

Hey hows it goin (; Well today is gonna be a very awkward day for me ! Wanna know why ? Okay well Macadamian Nut Ah never mind it is waaay too much to type so I'm not gonna tell you but yes it is gonna be really awkward . Yea Hey jordan ! You should stay the night ?!?!?!? ????????????? <.< Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey okay . :D  Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Tomorrow ? Ha Okay than tonight ! :D I shall ask my madre . Now ? On email ? Okay o.o
Me and Jordan were speaking to eachother :D Ha yeah dude I cannot wait until I can have my own place ! Party every freaking night !!!!!!
No driving, no sleeping
Live it up like it’s the weekend
When the DJ play the right song
Gonna drink, gonna party all night long ♥

Wiz Effing Khalifa :D
Oh yeah so youre gonna hit me . . . . . .. . . . . . .ummmmm ...... don't hit me Jordan . Okay ? Don't ! Okay ? Hey you don't hit me nijjer . I like ........................................ Co DONT HIT ME . Are u fucking me ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? d: D; D; D; D; D; D;
what the fuck ,. WHAT THE FUCK JORDAN !!!!!!!  no jordan no ! no -__- No i don't want his crabs :) But there crustyyyy . hey guys I have a joke !

So I went up to your mom's house and She was like what do you want for dinner ? And I said I don't know . What do you have ? And she pulls down her pants and says Crabs (; Lmao Best joke ever !

Well she did !!!!! Shes the one who said it ! I wanted chicken nuggets but that bitch insisted !!!!!  (; BUT THAT WOULD BE NOT POLITE !
Nut as in butter ;D
NUT BUTTER ♥
HECK YEAH HECK YEAH TRUKKIN RIGHT TRUKKIN RIGHT ALRIGHT ABD WE SAY HECK YEAAAAAAAA :*)
thats trash !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Shaquill -___- who the hell are you ??  Why do you follow us ?! Are you black right now ? Do you ever get nervous ? Are you in a relationship ? I heard you Franked ya lesbian girl , is that true ? Youre not getting money so stfu :D And I say BOCK MEOW BOCK MEOW CHUKKIN BOCK ALRIGHT ♥ Will dont say bastard !

Thursday, January 19, 2012

This one too . It sounds better with the gutiar and everything so look it up now Bish

"Stairway To Heaven"

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying the stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying the stairway to heaven.

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who stand looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying the stairway to heaven.

THIS SONG IS GOOD LISTEN TO IT :D ♥

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the Captain,
"Please bring me my wine"
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine"
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax," said the night man,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!"

Old Music :D ♥

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Well you see , the funny thing is that i have so much work to do but i dont wanna do it so I'm just gonna blog some random shhiii . I'm not gonna  tell you about my life tho because I have an iPod for that :D And I can say what i  want on there haha but this sh*t is public ! So yeah I have to kinda moniter what I say . Anywaysssssssssssssssss YOU KNOW WHAT SONG IS AMAZING BUT OLD ?!?!?!? Hotel California :) ♥ did you know its about drugs ???? Yeah I know cause I googled it like I do everything else . But yes like it says "You can check out any time you like but you can never leave " THATS MEANS that umm Idk how to explain it but it has to do with not being able to stop doing drugs . I googled what is Hotel California and it says its like a mental hospital ... With mirrors on the ceiling o.o Okay so if you're in the wack shack , you don't need to have freaking mirrors on the ceiling becasuse it will drive you even more insane . Well thats my opinion . But I think its symbolizes something ?? Idk ha but another old song that is really good is Stairway To Heaven . Its my dads favorite song :D Also ANYTHINGGGGG By Duran Duran is just epic . I love them with all my heart ♥ There freaking sexy too ;D Have you ever heard of them ?????? LOOK THEM UP OR YOURE LIFE IS NOT COMPLETE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay soo Dude me and Jordan may go to a Drake Concert over spring break !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!go to a Drake Concert over spring break !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!go to a Drake Concert over spring break !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!go to a Drake Concert over spring break !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!go to a Drake Concert over spring break !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont know why it pasted that a million times . I only meant to copy the exclamation points stupid -__- But haha thats a good way to get my point across for how excited i am :D go to a Drake Concert over spring break !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha i did it again :DDDDD Okay well i don't have anything else that I wanna talk about that can be public . So bye

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Haha .

hah . Hiii (: Anyways
Slob on my knob like corn on the cob ;D
Are you down ? Are you down ? Yeah you all the way down :D
SICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Doin your mom ! yes yours ! I saw her in the walmart picking out ya draurs.. Idk how to spell it so shut up
Back that app up
Oh my god waffle look at Jordans butt :))
Oooooo Hooooo when I think about ya its the first thing that comes to mind like OOOOOOOO HOOOOO You can get it all ;) Aha
And I'll brush and brush and brush and brush my hair ♥ Tangled.
Dolphin tale is a good movie
YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND WHEN YOU GO DOWN WHEN YOU GO DOWN DOWN :D
Are tou drunk right now ? I'm just saying you could do better .
Make it Make it rain trick (;
This right here is my george . All the girls are on him , damn . Everybody pay attetion . This right here is my ITTY BITTY GEORGE AYYYYYY :D
So baby you ready for tonight ? Helllll yeaaaa ;P When do you want your gift ? Depends . On what ? What it is (; Well im gonna lay you back , pin you down , and suck your CINNAMON HEARTS !!!!!!!! HUNTER ! Jeydon do you want some some ciamon hearts ? DDD: THERES TONS !!!!!! ................. IM A SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE FOR YOU ! :)
haha im gonna go work now bye butt crack's (:

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Sunday, January 8, 2012

hi my darlings (:

hey ! dude so you know how I told you that waffle came up to my window ? okay well today , my mom was like "Gosh did you hear that car outside last night ? it woke me up !" Ohhhh shitttt . well my mom knows when Im lying so I decided to tell her . she wasn't mad ! :D but still haha that's hilarious . his step brothers car goes niiiinnnnhghghdh and it's really loud ! and they were right outside . DUMB ASS :D Bwahaha but who all can say that a guy named waffle came to thee window at midnight ? ha Yeaa i can :)) COME ON STEELERSSS BEAT THEM FCKINN BRONCOS ! hell yea , field goal nigga :) haha oh yeah by the way im watching a steeler game . idk if I have expressed my love to you abou the steelers but , I love them with a passion . I'm not a football fan , I'm a STEELER FAN . ha were playing the broncos . are you fucking me !!?! broncos got a touch down . ha fuck it . only the 2nd quarter right ? Riteee . ooh I just got cold chills D: I hate when that happens !! and people look at you like O.O lmfao I remember when waffle was making weird noises an Jordan goes o.o and then the noises got louder and stranger and jordan goes O.O hhah never ever gonna forget that . haha I like how breanna just walks into my house with out ringing the door bell or anything ? smh breanna -__- BREANNAAAAAA haha she looked at my iPod and is amazed that I blog . BITCH IM NOT LAME !!!!! oh so ! lemme tell you ! there (yeaaa first down ;D )bare these racist girls o YouTube from arizona and they were talking crap on MY MEXICANS !!!! no one. and I mean NO ONE talks shit on my Mexicans
. ! I can't imagine a world without them . there boys ,there food , there voice , the way they act. IS JUST AMAZING . I just love them :) it pissed me off when I saw that . ask Jordan ! I was flipping out ! I was shaking that I was so mad . como on sanders .. u could have caught Tht ! wtf so is holding okay now ?!? yeah only on the steelers -__- Damn ! they just don't like us haha . hdixnsbxjs con
bitch took my iPod >.< enough with all that breanna !!!! haha she's dancing cause on tv there playing blow by Kesha . she bothers me ! breana and Kesha dad don't fart. that is INCONSIDERATE . okay ?! I disapprove . damn Tebow .. HEITHHHHH !!!!! come on boys ! Ike ,
get your head out of your ass . he's just having a bad day :/ just cause he altitude is different doesn't give u a reason to go slow . WHAT TEBOW !!!! that's how ya do it Ike Taylor :) damn don't do this ... damn they got a touch down . aww poor Ben I love you Ben put a smile on your face mr rothlisberger . just pick up your game . k ? k . I'm gonna go cause I'm. pissed by .

best break EVER(:

hey every one (: well I haven't written in like 10 years and I'm sorry ! but dude it's Christmas break so chill ha . anyways tonight was so freaking exciting !!! I was in the phone with Waffle and on FaceTime with Jordan and Waffle goes "I'm over here by your house Laura . where do you live ?" so I told him and this nigga comes up o my window ad goes "pssst Laura open your window ." hahah lmao dumb ass (: then his brother drove off and poor little waffle had to run like 5 blocks lmao ! it was just a fun night . anyways it's 4:54 in the morning . and you wanna know what ? I CAN NOT SLEEP FOR SHIT . wanna know why ? cause I keep thinking about waffle :((( haha but not in a lovey dovey way . I can just see me sneaking out to go see him or something haha watch we'll become besties or something (: fine with me !! he told me he lives kinda close to me now . so yeah maybe we will be besties ? (: oh yeah and hey I'm writing this on my iPod ! it's awesome :D but I can't freaking change the font do it's gonna look all ghetto -__- ftw . haha but ill change it on monday . I MISS COTTON <\3 tear tear tear . do you miss him ? oh yeah I do . like a lot a lot . haha I saw deegan at sams today ! I was like "hi deegan !!" and he waved -__- he could have said hi ! gish deegan if you're reading this smh smh smh smh -.- i am just so happy (: I think it's cause freaking waffle came over .. I don't know but all I do know is that was amazing and "exhilarating" as Jordan would say . but it really was exhilarating ! Ohhhh soooo guess what niggers ;) me and Jordan have girlfriends !! mine is Rosie Huntington (from transformers 3 and is a Victoria secrect model) an Jordan's is selena Gomez ! and yeah there freaking SEXYYYY HUH !?!? I am in love with there eye brows <3 haha anyways I need sleep . like now . so goodbye :)