Llama

My cat is fucking adorable. He's asleep and laying on me and ohmahgerd it's so cute (: Jordan says he's evil -___- no. Well how are you today?! Good?! That's good! I'm good too! What's that? Oh you like llamas? ME TOO. I LOVE LLAMAS. I WANT TO FUCKING BUY ONE AND RIDE TO MEXICO ON IT. FUCK YEAH. Yes you can come with me! That'd be fun! Well guys Jordan is officially not going to the same high school as me :( its terrible. God. I mean I know we wouldn't have had classes together anyways but still. We've gone to the same effing school since I don't even know like kindergarten. Now our last four years we won't be at the same school -___- all because of this one bitch and her jealous self! I don't even know her name. I think it starts with a d so she'll be derf. FUCK YOU DERF YOU USELESS SACK OF FUCKERY. Damn. /: i really like llamas. I really do. Dude I woke up with wild sex hair this morning lmao xD cause I straightened it before I went to sleep and it was all over the place like a fucking lions mane this morning. Now it's tameddddd tho (: lololol wild sex hair ;D that's funny. Prank call someone and be like "HOME MADE BITTY PIES FOR MY WILD SEX HAIR FRIEND!!" and hang up :33 that would be fun. HEY YOU. YOU READING THIS. Follow me on instagram? :D my usernames " laura2234x " so yes follow me. My cats twitching. He's dreaming I think 0.0 tf's your problem Tigger? OH MY GOD STOP YOUR TWITCHING. thank you :) k well I'm gonna take a nap byeeee!

Sponge Bob Order Up

Gotta love Kingsley ^_^ haah hi. Well I'm sitting here watching spongebob! Well his spatula is still warm.... NEPTUNE! WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU SON? He's got the thousand yard stare... Oh ma gerd this is when they stuff that one food credit guy in the freezer :o I love this one dude. I'm hungry. The fuck do I have to do to get some food around here?! Fuckery. No I don't give a fuck that your tv is fuzzy BEYATCH. Meowww and there were no survivors. Ima take a nap. Bye. No Later. Yes later. My appetite flew south for the winter. I mean, I'm not kidding. This place smelled like a goat. That's right bitch. Soak up that doe. Why do people say "Doe" and "Tho" like really? Cause on instagram bitches will be like "My lips doe." or "Your eyes tho (;" WHAT DOES IT MEAN. WHAT?! I wanna effing know. Now. I miss Fannin sooooo soooo much. :( I miss my breakfast club. Deegan, Quincy, Raquel, Me, Michale, & JORDAN EFFING MARIE. I'm the only one out of all of them that's going to CHS. Fml. Just fml. /: watch all the breakfast club people not even be friends by the end of freshman year. Ugh /: I miss those days. I miss Fannin and it's ugly smelly hallways. I miss the teachers. I miss Mrs Brooke's budding into our perverted conversations. Stuff changes so fast mannnnn. :( gr.
Gosh I hate it when people don't text me back and I'm not even being boring -___- waffles starting to do it! Like wtf man. Just because I do it to him does not mean he can to me. Bitch. I'm gonna text people back no matter what now so maybe they will with meee (: ha #foreveralone or what?

I'm baaaaaack (:

Well I got the blogger app on my iPod so I'm gonna start posting again ^_^ I was reading some of my old stuff and oh mah gerd I sound like an idiot lmao. So I apologize for the idiotness (: and always writing about Drake and shit. Haha but now I feel like I'm more.. Mature o.o weird huh?! Laura being mature? Like wtf? But really though. I'm starting high school on Monday and I'm gonna be a little fishie in a freaking huge school! I'm scared /: and Jordan won't even be with me. All because of this bitch on the volley ball team. God. But oh well ;( I woke up at 7 in the fucking morning. Do you know how early that is considering that I am used to waking up at 12 during the summer?!? It's fucking early. God. All because my mimi and papa wanna take me and my sister to go see this dog named Bear at their work. Grr >.< but it's okay. I can nap later ^_^ hopefully. Well they're gonna be here in a little bit so I'll just blog later. Oh hey! If you missed me and are glad to see I'm posting again, comment below dude ?(: k? K. Welllll bye !