Friday, November 18, 2011

STUPID SPACE .

Hello Yes jordan ?  Hello people of blogma , Well I have some very very important && tragic newssss ! Jk not tragic ;) So i USED to be friends with this chick named CarrotCake/Space . I HAVE NOOOO IDEA WHY . All she does is say mean things about people , piss me and others off , text boys she doesn't even know , SEND THEM PHOTOS , And get yelled at by her mom because she never does what shes told ! Yupp that's CarrotCake for you . She has never been a true friend . Yeah , she funny , yeah she can dance like shakira but when it comes to being a true friend shes never there for me ! But I don 't needddd herrrrr :)) Hold on i'll finish this in a second . Okay im here now . Okay so like im supposed to be working , but i can do this ishhh on the weekend though ;) Ughhh man I wish i was in high school already . Fannin is SOOO GAYYY . WE CANT WEAR DIOFFERENT COLORED SOCKS !!!!!? Wth ;| See , its ghetto'fied . Like some hawaiin biscuits . I LOVE THOSE ♥ They make me smile (((: [ See , big smile ] I like doing my smiley faces like :) and (: . I used to only do them like (: IM SORRY JORDAN I NEEDED SOMETHING TO BLOG ABOUT !!!!! DONT BE MAAAAAAAADD ! PLZZZZ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! -________- I APOLAGIZE ! "Tell em i apolagize , it happend over time" HAHA Drake yo ' ♥ Every time i hear the word apolagize "THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOOOW" plays in my head :)) That shows how much i love him right there ! I sweaaaar were gonna get married and have the most beautiful babies ever  . There names will be Trinity Jean Graham And The boy will be Tristan Drake Graham . SEEEEEEE ! So cute huh ? :) They will be 1/2 white , 1/4 black , And 1/4 Jewish :) They will be adorable and so preciouse ♥ I CANT WAAIT ! && We shall live in a house by Santa Monica Pier . Our house will smell of rasberries & vanilla and axe ;) Oh yeah , sounds great huh ? YOU WISH YOU WERE ME :DD Hahahahha :D .And Alsooo , we will go to Disneyland on the weekends ANDDDD Were gonna get a carpet made out of CarrotCake . It will smell nasty , but yeah it'll be ok cuz were gonna wipe our beautiful , freshly pedicured feet on it . LAURA JEAN GRAHAM ♥ LAURA JEAN GRAHAM ♥ LAURA JEAN GRAHAM ♥ :) Sounds soooooooo cute huh ? ;]] I wonder if im gonna look the same when im a mom . what do you think Jordan !? HEY JORDAN LOOK ! JORDANNNNNN . IM ASKING YOU SOMETHING .. LOOOk JORDAN JORDAN JORDAN -_______- ANSWER THE QUESTION . HUHHHHHH !? HUHHHH !!? you should know ! getcha dang crystal ball and be like ooo waahhh and it'll tell you :) DRAKKKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEEKKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE  Haha nice huh ? Thats my hubbyyyyy♥♥♥♥ And Dellie is jordan'shusband ! She likes him . I wanna touch Trey Songz's Body ! It would be like ~~~ Cause of his six pack . I hope drake dioesnt mind ! I'll be said if he divorce's me... But if he does I have trey songz for my 2nd choice :)) ♥ I AM NOT DONE YET . I AM TYPING UNTIL WE MUST GO YA'LL ;D Okay now im done . Bye :)

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Bored :))

 Hey blog people ! :D Well this is Laura in the breakfast club . I AM BORDER THAT A MUFFIN . :O I love it when my grandpa sends me these weird forwards . It had a picture of a dog licking a cowwww ! :DD Jordan is sitting here with me ! Shes typing something that I dont know what its about . . <.< Jordan what are you writing !? JORDAN . WHAT ARE YOU WRITING !!!!? Answer me ! NOW . Jordan Marie Blocker-Gonzales . I Am Speaking Too You . JORDANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ! Now . Omg Dude . Shes not answer me ! Holyyyyy crap i think shes writing about me cause i saw my name :) HAAAA . I cant wait till we go to the island . Type type type . Everyone is typing and it sounds cool ! Its like click click click click clickety click CLICK *Some one hit the space bar* Haaaa (: Why Am I So Weird ? Why Are Me and JORDAN So  weird ?!?!? These are the questions that haunt me . . . -_- This is gonna be a very long blog :) (As you can see quite frankly !) Oh chiz i miss waffle . -_______- WAFFLE WAFFLE PONCE . Oh hush you camel . Wtf Go To Canada Or Something :) IM LOOKING JORDANNNNNNNNNN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes i was :)) BAHA I KNOW ! :DDD I love blogging . Its so fun (: You can tell your life story and no one will be like "Oh shutup laura, No one cares" :) BUT NOWWWW its like what now sukka !? ;D Okay well i almost filled up the box ! Oh look i diddd :) IM SO FREAKING PROUD . And HIS NAME IS DELLY MEMBER !?!?!? Okay ! Dellie It Is then [: HAHA EXCLAMATION POINTAS / Can they really read this ??? Oh well shes not gonna answer me so every one who reads this , its me and my friend speaking to eachother while typing . Im sitting by her soooo :) Well if you read this FIND ME ON FACEBOOK DUDE . i wanna know who does ! Well  bye :]

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Jordan :O

 Well im here with jordan :oooo She is like watching me type AS WE SPEAKKKKK ! ! ! <.< Stop that jordan . Yes Jordan. YESSSS JORDAN . Yes . HAHA Wash your winkie jordan ;) YES ITS FILTHY ! YOURS!!!!  No no no no -_- . LOOK AT ME LOOK HEY OVER HERE NOW LOOK !!!! I know you can see me ! dont pretent like you cant cause that is a straight up lieeee foo :p yes ! And yes you do . WHAT EVRERRRRRRRRRRRR ! NO gosh that poor winkie is so filthy and crusty and its in need of a deep cleansing . :D ok bye

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Mean Teachers -______-

  WHY are teachers so mean? I mean, we treat them with respect, then they should teach us with respect. If they don't treat us with respect, WHY IN THE WORLD should we ?? Exactly, we shouldn't! So don't get mad when we don't. Your the adult here, so you show it first. If you don't, then it's gonna be your fault were in the office and were gonna look like a terrible person, all because you think your the chiz because your older than us! -_______- smh people, smh. 
  Oh well! Theirs a dance tonight, so I shouldn't let rechid teachers ruin my day ! (:

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Woooop :D

 Soooo I'm so excited for this weekend ! I'm going to my friend Cheyennes house ! We haven't hung out in a long time cause we have both been in trouble haha (: But were not anymore ! 
  Like I said on my last blog , about my dad and the poly-graph test , he did GREAT ! They actually tested him 3 times just to make sure he was telling the truth because the results were so good ! They asked him for his facebook password and email O__O I think that's weird . But , Maybe it's a sign that there serious about hiring him ! (: Lets hope . .

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Nervous ! /;

  Well Today I'm REALLY Nervous. My Dad Is Gonna Be A Cop (Well, Hopefully) And He Is Doing The Polly graph Test Today. That's When They Hook You Up To A Lie Detector Thing And Ask You Questions. He Has Been In A Bad Mood Lately Because He Is Sooo Nervous About This. There Only Hiring 13 Cops, And Hes Number 22. And The Cops Said They Fail 40% Of Them. He Keeps Saying That His Life Is Gonna Be Over If He Doesn't Make It And Stuff And It Really Makes Me Sad! Oh Well. I Can't Change His Mind About It Cause, Like Me, Hes Stubborn And Won't Change His Opinion No Matter What! /:

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Ehhh , Wednesday -.-

  I haven't blogged in a while D: Oh well I'm going to now (: Wellll , my dad is in  an awfully good mood lately. Which is weird cause he's usually not like that ! He brought me a glass of milk this morning . . Just like out of no where. & he never does that ! Maybe it's because i'm not feeling good. He came home from work yesterday night and brought me a sprite :D How nice of him !
  Uhghh this week is going by waay too slow ! It's only Wednesday and it feels like a Thursday ! I'm ready for Friday already (: