Denny's :D!♥

  So the breakfast club may go hang out at denny's!(: Haha it's like the island fun we've never had! Dude I'm gonna miss the breakfast club sooo much! :( We have made so many freaking awesome memories in here. I remember Jordan made me spill my chocolate milk and I had to mop it up ahaha! (: Well Faith is having this spring fling thing (ha it all rymes!) at her school and like my mom is making me go but I kinda wanna go so it's all good (: But the reason I wanna go is because what if waffle's there!?!?!? His little sister goes there and like his mom made him go to the open house thing so you never know. Jordan what are you doing over there!? Oh look! One of my strings is longer than the other! :OOOO I'm pretty sure that's illegal. But anyways I really really hope that we all get to go to Denny's! :DDD That would be an excellent memory (: I stayed up all night organizing the pictures on my computer /: I think I finally went to sleep around 2? How gaaaayyyy! Dude I found out yesterday that technially I'm mental :( Cause like my dad said if you have a chemical enbalance that you are, and I have one. Like I get depressed easily! Very very VERY easily if I don't take my pill and yeah! I was mad that he told me that >.< But he said that you're born with it and it's okay so yeah.... Gosh. I'm reading this amazing book called Buried. It's so good and detailed! The chick that's telling it sounds like me :D But she's kinda a goody good so that's the only difference but like her voice is just like me! How cooool (: So this lady Mrs Greene walked in and she was all "I'm so glad I fixed my hair" and everyone looked back. Hahhaha but I wanna say "Bitch it looks the same to me!" Because it does! The same short ugly ass red shit she's got going on up there!! BAHAHA :D Jordan is such a good person! Go read her blog she put up on the 8th, which is today, but yeah go read it. She is a good friend :D PEOPLE! If you ever need help email that chick! She will help you (: I wanna change my schedule! Have I said that already? I don't think so. Well yeah I wanna change it because 8th period is boring as hellllllll >.< I have no freaking friends in there! And there's..... let me count...... 7 people I dislike in there and they never shut the fuck up. That sounds mean! But really it's true. They think they're funny and the teacher.... Gosh the teacher is annoying and mean and boring and she thinks shes funny! The only funny thing that bitch has ever done was when she fell on stage that one time, and that was on accident! So it doesn't really count! It was just carma fucking her up :D I saw this thing on facebook one time and it says "Revenge? No, I'm too lazy. I'll just sit here and let carma fuck you up!" :D I LOVE THAT!!! Haha but really I try to get revenge on people sometimes even though I'm lazy... But others I just let carma do it and it usually works (: I wonder is carma's real??? Or maybe like when ever something bad happens to a mean person, people are all "ooo that's carma!", but really man! Bad things happen to good people too! What did they do to deserve that!?!?!? Yeaahhh exactly! I don't know but maybe it is real. Ahhh Jordan are you reading this?(: I know I was reading some of it. Sad stuff. JORDAN I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jordan you should be a writer. What the hell is that noise?! It's all furiouse! Why is he talking about a whomb? And crawling out of it? That shit cray. What she order? Fish fillet??? (; -N words in Paris! :D Bahahaha so me and my mom were singing High School Musical songs this morning on the way to school. I say what the freak alot. Damn you Ghost hunters! HOLY CRAP. GRANT IS LEAVING GHOST HUNTERS AND I AM SO SAD! HES MY FAVORITE!!!!!!! I will always love youuuuu! I hope you feel better Grant Wilson!!!!♥ What if he reads this???? That would be cool. GRANT IF YOU READ THIS PLEASE COMMENT :DDD Jordan is gonna be a famous writer and I can be like "Yeah I'm the one who told her to do it and I sat in 1st and 2nd period with her while she wrote her first story" :D That would be amazing on many levels.

OUR SEXY COLLAGE!!!

Show Me A Goooood Time (:

  That's my new favorite song! Drakes voice is so sexy. Dude I didn't fight with my mom again this morning! But yesterday we did fight and I forgot what it was about but she drove away ferociously o.o If you get what I mean. OHHH! Guess what! I dreamed about Waffle for the THIRD FUCKING TIME! Why do I do this??? I don't know but let me tell you what it was about. Okay so! I don't really remember most of it but I'll tell you what I remember. Well like he texted me and was all "Ima go to your house" and I said "Why?" And he put " <3 so we can go for a car ride!" and he put the little heart at the beginning! I remember thinking "Oh my God I have to tell Jordan!" and it's weird because I don't remember what I told him after he said that but I remember him coming over and we were on my front porch. It's so weird man. He didn't even capitalize the letters when he was texting! That's like freaking illegal! Ah man I still like him. Jordan what if I do forever!?!?! :( Jordan Jordan Jordan Jordan Jordan hey Jordan Jordan Look over here hey hey hey I have to tell you somethinggggg! You fag. Jordan Marie Blocker Gonzales! I am gonna hurt you. Jordan!!!!!!!!! Oh my god chick look over here! I'm gonna neck you! I'm gonna beck youuuuu! Haha I put beck (: Like that sexy motherfucker off Victorious :DD Haha so Jordan when everyone leaves I have to tell you about what happened on Monday and why I got my phone taken up. Did you know that tooken isn't a word? Well guess what. It is now! I added that shit to my dictionary (: WHAT NOW!?!?!??! Oh so I don't think I told you what happened on Saturday with Jordan's little cousin! :DD So I was like "Jordan does she know what a vagina is?" And Jayden was like "A Madonna!?!?! Yeah she's a singer!" BAHHAHAHAHAHA that was freaking hilarious (: Oh yeah so Jordan made this collage with us and it is freaking amazing. It looks like that shits done by a professional (: JORDAN'S BOYFRIEND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A COLLAGE IS!!!! -____- Smh. But anyways I'll put the collage on my next blog. It's sexyyyyy ;D I heard Quincy singing "It's Friday! Friday!" -__- Bitch it's Wednesday! Dang get your facts straight. Why can Mexican people say nigger but white people can't? That's not fair! We can't help it! Gosh! But Jordan I liked him all last year, all through the summer even when we didn't talk, and all this year even when I barely see him! Why??!?!?!?!?! -_,- How does that effect anything? -_- WELL TELL HIM TO STOP!!!  ITS PISSING ME OFF! yes slap that hoe!!!!!!! Ahh that was lame but even when I don't talk to him I still do. It's been almost 3 years now -.- but even with Xavier I still liked him :(((( -____________________- I wanna hit him! I can't! CAUSE HES FARRRRR FARRRRR AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY! WALK A THOUSAND MILES JUST TO SLAP HIS FACE! :D but really /:

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So they're talking about an arss back there. IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY (: Dude I think we should be allowed to talk in here. I mean we work so dang hard in a class NONE of us asked to even be in, but yet we can't talk! I mean if we were in regular speech than we could talk but noooo we can't talk in here for some reason. Not cool. OH! SO DUDE! I think I was sleep walking last night! I woke up in my living room floor with my snuggie and Tigger pillow pet! Like wtf o.o That's far from legal! My dad woke me up and he was all "Laura what the fuck??" And that's how I woke up hahaha (: My mom was sick this morning and yeah I was cheering her up and I felt all like a good person and what not :D So like my friend Elizabeth got a message from this dude on Facebook and he was all "Do u have a bf?" and she said "No." And he saked "Do u wanna be mine?" and she was like "Nooo o.o" And he was all "Ok bye bitch!" -______- How are you gonna message some girl you don't even know, ask her out, and then be like "Bye bitch" when you get rejected?? I don't think that's legal. Not even in Fort Nox. So Quincy was singing that song that was like "Give a little bit, give a little bit of your love to me!" HAHA :D Now Quincy was all "Okay so what if you had a friend stay the night and you went to sleep and then you woke up in the middle of the night and you saw them rapidly masturbating on the couch?" LMAO. Then he was like "If it was a hot girl I would be like 'ehh...' and go back to sleep and wake up the next morning and be like 'Hey I saw you last night... Did you clean the couch?" BAHHAHAHA! If anyone besides Quincy was to say that I would slap them! Ah so Jordan isn't here today. She missed out on that amzing conversation that just happened. That sounded like a conversation that me her and waffle would have! How neat (: I really miss talking to him! He was at the track meet yesterday apparantly and I missed it >.< Fml. Oh well though. I wonder if Mrs. Miller reads these... O.o Miss if you do I am terribly sorry for my foul language (: I only use it sometimes though! Dang only one more week and then spring break ♥ Haha I remember me and Jordan were supposed to go see a Drake concert, but he's not gonna be here -__- I HATE YOU DRAKE. Just kiddingggg (: I still love you. But dang why can't you be here? :( What if Brandon Flowers came here?!?!??! Or better yet, what if The Killers came here!?!?! OHHH HOLY CRAP! SPEAKING OF THAT GUESS WHO MESSAGED ME ON FACEBOOK LAST NIGHT! Well you remember me talking about Cotton, right? Well yeah, him (: But I didn't read it until this morning because he sent it like at 11:45 pm, so I'm just gonna wait to reply to him tonight or when I get home. BUT GOSH! That made my day! :DDD Did you know at UNT they have a club for bisexuals? o.o In my opinion, I think that you should be gay or straight! None of this in between shit! Like really, don't get me wrong, I love gay people! :D But if you're bi, it's like "Wtf just pick one..." I'm sorry if I offend anyone who reads this! I'm gonna make this a really really long blog. Like until the bell rings for 3rd period I'm gonna sit in here and blog my ass off (: I wish I could go to that party tomorrow!/: Freaking Michelle -__- Why did she even have to come??? Like she was supposed to come during the summer, not spring break! THAT'S WHEN YOU REALLY NEED TO PARTY! SPRING BREAK BEYATCH! But oh well I guess there's gonna be other ones... My mom probably wouldn't have let me go anyways. She'd probably find an excuse of me being bad and keep me home all weekend just like she did last weekend. Gosh I feel like a loser! This would be my 2nd weekend to be home. Who does that!? -__- Unacceptable! I really need something fun to blog about! Maybe umm... Well there is something that I could blog about, but yeah that shits private. Did you know theres a kid Kasey here? He's a guy! What parent names there baby Kasey if he's a boy? Like really! They have to know that he's gonna get teased when he gets older! I want a tattoo! Well I want two actually. I want Hello Kitty on my left shoulder blade, and turquoise star's on my wrist. Maybe even my MeMe's name on my right shoulder blade. ORRRR I could not get the Hello Kitty and I could just her name on my left shoulder blade. Her name is gorgeous ♥ It's Josette. Her family and her best friend called her Josie though. That's such a pretty name, I swear! I should name my kid that. Josette Grace. Naa Grace sounds weird. Ummmm Idk I'll think of a middle name. Dude my MeMe's full name was Josette Bernadette Loneranger. That's so french and beautiful (: But like after she married my grandpa Cheat, it was Josette Bernadette Kearns, which is still really pretty! My parents should have named me that. It's so amazing. Oh God it's freaking quiet in here D: What if some one pops out and rapes me??? :OOOO Oh wait I hear foot steps. Theres a guy talking back there. HOLY CRAP! So I found out this morning that a registered sex offender lives three streets down from me! That's freaking scarey! I walk by his house when I walk to Pak-A-Sak! THAT'S ILLGEAL! ON SO MANY LEVELS! That guy just walked behind me. He sounds like a creeper! Hmm what to blog about? Oh so did I tell you guys that I re-arranged my room this weekend? My bed is like up against my window now. Dude I should so freaking take a picture and put it on here tonight! I don't have anything better to do, so why the hell not!? See, this is when I miss waffle! I could fring with him on nights that I didn't have anything to do! Now all I have to do is sit in my room and be on facebook and all that other no life stuff. I really wonder if anyone reads these... For real. I put so much effort into them and try my best to make them interesting and all that! But no one probably reads these so yeah... If you do, PLEASE leave a comment (: I WILL LOVE YOU FOR LIFE. Yesterday was Justin Bieber's birthday! He's 18. Holy crap. So Faith is gonna be my age when I'm 18... It's weird putting that into perspective! She'll be a 7th grader when I'm a senior... Dang the years go by so fast. It seems like yesterday I was that short girl with curly blonde hair and glasses that ate black doughnuts all the time, always had a runny nose, always rode her bike, and didn't care what she looked like. Now look at me. Look at everyone! People really do go through the most changes in these years. Well, theres the bell byeee!

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   Well there goes my freaking weekend -__- Well anyways hello loves :D Do you enjoy reading my blogs ? If you read them you should so freaking leave a comment telling me if you do (: I wanna know who reads my blogs ! HOLY CRAP What if I become famous like Anne Frank or something for being so interesting !?!?!?!? THAT WOULD BE EPIC . HAHAHAHA okay so at breakfast Raquel said that she saw Waffle going to caprock this morning and he was sitting in the car with a face like (O.O) ! Lmfao that was hilarious :D I am listening to Marvins Room by Drake OH GOD GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS ! I have a new husband ♥ BRANDON FLOWERS ♥!!!!!!(: He is absolutely gorgeous . He's the lead singer of The Killers (: LOOK HIM UP ON GOOGLE IMAGES . NOW . RIGHT NOW . Da na na na na na na na He's sexy huh ??? Anyways yeah Back to what song I'm listening to . Marvins room . Haha so I read this thing on facebook and it said that if Dj Khaled was in this song with Drake it would be called Marvins Fridge ;D Lmao ! Duuuuuddeeeee I wish we could float . Like i wish there wasn't that much gravity so we could just float and fly and it would be epic :D I think that would be like the funniest thing ever . I remember one time I was listening to I'm on one and I was texting waffle and I told him that I liked doing the WOOF noise that Dj Khaled does and he was like "Thats what she said !" -_______- and I was like BAHAHHAHAHAHAHA :D Funny shit . Quincy Don't smoke . Don't do it . PLEASEEEE DONT DO IT ! Cause one of us goes in and we all go through it :D yaa I don't know HOLY SHIT GUYS GUESS WHO FREAKING MESSAGED ME ON FACEBOOK LAST NIGHT !!!!!!!!!!! Jason Polanco :DD I love his cheekbones ♥ They're so defined and what not ! There all \l - . - l/ but his face is more gorgeous than that :D Haha . he's waffle's cousin !!! How cool . Haha not really . Anyways yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im trying to think of something to talk about GOOGLE THAT SHIT JORDAN !!! Now I feel not special because so far he's messaged amber cheyenne jordan and raquel >.< AND HE'S ASKED AMBER AND CHEYENNE TO FRANK. YOU CAN"T DO THAT !!!!! He is like Waffle !!!!!! He wants to get laid so bad it's not even funny Oh so I was watching robot chicken and this nerdy guy was running around the room yelling "I JUST GOT LAID I JUST GOT LAID  I JUST GOT LAID I JUST GOT LAID " and I was like "Haha that's waffle ! :)" and this chick is laying on the bed and she's all " What can I say? Nerds are sexy !" BAHAHHAHA I was laughing so hard . Oh my god so I heard Quincy talking and he was all "I don't care what color it is , as long as it works" And if you heard some one talking about that , what would you think they were talking about ???? Yeah eaxctly ! That thing ! You know you were thinking that so don't even deny it ! But yes I thought they were but no , they were talking about a belt ! Haha I was lughing but see ? The world is a funner place when u have a dirty mind :) Jordan better hurry up . I'll slap a hoe if I need too ! So have u noticed that my name on here is Lea'Paul ? Yeah it's pronounced Lea A Paul :D I'm throwing her off a bridge . I'm not even kidding . THAT'S RASCIST !!!!!!