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Well waffle has offically pissed me off to where I don't wanna be his friend again . He got caught in a lie AND HE HAS TO MAKE UP MORE LIES TO GET OUT OF THE FIRST ONE 

  Oh yeah theres not a title on this one (: Cause I'm PTFO -__- Yes Pie Techno FrankOnion . Jk I mean pissed the f*** off but I'm acting happy because I'm just cool like that ! So do you wanna know why I'm Pie Techno Frank Onion ??? Because my mom was being a bitch this morning . Wanna know why ? Well I lost my case on my iPod and shes like "LAURA WHERE IS YOUR CASE ?!?!? NAG NAG NAG !!" And yeah I was in a great mood ! I was listening to The Motto and like she popped out of no where screaming at me and it's like bitch calm down -__- I'm gonna go work now good bye

MY THIGHHHSSSSSS BIATCH /:

Its like jousting ! (; hAHA FREAKING jORDAN . Oh my God I hate it when the computer does that ! Bitch You Know I wouldn't do that . Hey Look I Am Typing Like Waffle . That Kid Capatalizes Every First Letter Of The Word . Even though hes more depressed than a mofo . He was sitting out in the rain watching it fall cause thats how sad he was -_- Poor dude . KARMA IS A BITCH HUH -_________________- Well yeah thats what you get for cheating on Breanna you bitch .
She told him that she would pay him $50 an hour and he was like "Well what do you look like ?" And he took it all seriouse -.- Him and his raging hormones . . But yes then they started talking and yeaaaaaah . She sent him pics . Yupp she was desprate though ! But then he was a bitch -_- Poor girl /: YES HE DOES !!!!!!!!!!!! She was heart broken and she went on a rampage on breaking pencils -.- What a dumb ass like stuff goes around quick even if you go to different schools . That kid wants to get laid so bad lmao . Hahahaha :D But then again every teenage boy does so it's not really different but he shows it . Holy crap my legs hurt soooo bad . I wanna hit some one in the mouth and make them cry -_- I have a michale jackson song stuck in my head . Idk what it's called but in the chorus he goes na na na na na na na naaaa . Hahaha hopefully you know which one that is . Well never mind I dont know why I care haha I DONT KNOW SHUT UP !!!!! I am free willy :D Jk I'm free samantha !!!!! Who are you ? James Dean ? Oh lovely . :D Me too . Theres a song by sleeping with sirens and the name of it's like "If I'm James Dean Your . . ." And I forgot the rest but who the hell is James Dean ? And who is Bob Sagget ?? WHOOOOOO AREEEE YOUUUU ? WHOOO WHOO WHOO WHOO ? WHOOOOO AREEEEEEEE YOUUUUU WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO .
Not suprising -.- Well he ISSS immature .. And gosh what a jealous mother fucker . EXACTLY !!!!!!! Good Lord child ! I cant wait i forgot what I was gonna say sorry -__- Yes true shit (: WE HAVE OUR OWN PROBLEMS !!!!!!!! LOTS OF THEM . oh my god yes !!! We need to find him a girl ! I'm gonna tell him or do you want to ? But what happens when he wants to meet up with her ? -___- Whats your plan ? We have to hide her friends though cause like if she only has 7 friends than its pretty damn obvious .  SEE WE LOVE HIM !!!!!!!! WERE GONNA DO ALL THIS SHIT JUST BECAUSE WE LOVE HIM AND HE THINKS WE DONT CARE ABOUT HIM !!!! as his BEST friends (: Were probably the only people that would go through all this trouble for him . But what sucks is he can't know -_-  Okay where are you gonna get the pictures ? WAIT NO ! PHOTO BUCKET !!!!!! mexican right ? Haha ofcourse :D Okay when I get home do you want me to get on photobucket and find a chick ? Okay what name ? Carassco ! yes thats pretty ! RIGHT !! Hmm what do I search on photobucket ? Like a mexican name ? Oh shit what if the goverment sees this :O I Shall ! I'll look up Myra ! I LIKE THAT BETTER !!!!!!! but she could go by lisa cause itll be mysteriouse (: Haha great minds think alike :D HIGH FIVE !!!!!!!! Ohhh sheitttt watch us get caught like what happened with Britan D: "Hey this Is Jordan I cant get to my phone right now" SMFH -__________________- ! Hahahahahah but the thing is is if he wants too meet up with her than she says no he'll be heart broken again . . what if he wants a dirty pic ? D: HE SENT BREANNA ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What do you think -__- Little afro's down there lmfao . well he did ! I told you this already nigger . I swear I did !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well Sorry !!!!!!!! Anyways yeah what if he does !? o.o O.O

I JUST PLAYED FETCHHHHHHHHHHHHH :))

Sometimes (Oh-oh-ohhh) Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon!) You don't know how to express yourself, so (And Lonely Island!) You just gotta sing
(Akon)
I just had sex (Ay) And it felt so good (Felt so good) A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her) I just had see-eeay-ee-ex And I'll never go back (Never go back) To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past
(Samberg)
Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great (Yeah) It felt so good when I did it with my penis (Yeah) A girl let me do it, it literally just happened Having sex should make a nice man out the meanest
(Jorma Taccone)
Never guess where I just came from, I had sex If I had to describe the feelin', it was the best When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great And I called my parents right after I was done
(Samberg)
Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did? Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest (Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing) Nice of any girl ever (Now sing) I just had sex (Ay) And it felt so good (Felt so good) A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her) I wanna tell the world
To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it (Doesn't really make sense) But man, screw it (I ain't one to argue with a good thing) She could be my wife! (That good?) The best thirty seconds of my life
I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her 'Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin' girl's better Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweaters
So this one's dedicated to them girls That let us flop around on top of them If you're near or far, whether short or tall We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you
She kept lookin' at her watch (Doesn't matter, had sex!) But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter, had sex!) I think she might've been a racist (Doesn't matter, had sex!) She put a bag on my head (Still counts!)
I just had sex (Ay) And my dreams came true (Dreams came true) So if you had sex in the last thirty minutes Then you qualified to sing with me
I just had se-eeee-ex (Everybody sing!) And it felt so good (We all had sex! ) A woman let me put my penis inside of her I just had se-ay-eeee-ex (I just had sex) And I'll never go back (Never go back) To the not-havin'-seeex ways of the past

Like A Boss ;D ♥

Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
No problem.
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss.
Well, so take us through a day in the life of, "The Boss".
Well the first thing I do is--

Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Read a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct work-flow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micro-manage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)

Hit on Deborah (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)

Harassment Lawsuit (like a boss)
No Promotion (like a boss)
5th of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Deborah's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!

Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Deborah's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the windows (like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)

Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the Sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)

Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then.
No doubt.
You chopped your balls off and died.
Hell yeah.
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?
Nope.
Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain't me.
OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
I'm the boss.
Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
I'm the boss.
Ya, ya, I got it.
I'm the boss.
No, I heard you, see you later!

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Well hi . Yesterday was a great day until Mr Depression pants came and ruined it -_- What a shit head but he did bring me my rocks :D Haha and yeah that's always a good thing . I hate it when people ask me who I'm going for in the super bowel . Bitch I'm wearing a steeler jacket . Why should I even care if it's not my team ?!?! Fucking retard -_________- wtf jordan . Oh cause of Waffle ????? Oh I see anyways haha I remember this show called life with derek and like there was this one episode where the boys played Babe Rador & They would say boobs and butt and I watched it with my dad and it was so freaking awkward !!!!!!!!! Damn you canadians and your ravid tv shows that you expose to children . THIS IS LIFE WITH DEREK !!!!!!!!! :DD Hahaha :)) Mouth sneezes wtf ? COTTON AND MACADAMIAN NUT ARE FRIENDSSSSS ! AHHHH THATS FREAKING AWESOME :] why did I put a sharp smiley face ? It should be curved :) <-- like that . Dude my litte sister got me a hello kitty clock , sun flower seeds , and a necklace . Oh dude . . and my aunt came over and she gave me this card and told me that it was in my MeMe's stuff </3 I started crying when I opened it . What if she got it for me like last year and I never went over to her house so she could never give it too me ? That breaks my heart man </3 /': sadness . But oh well .
Hi im back i went  to go stalk Jordan . its freaking hot in here SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES I AM GETTIN SO HOT I WANNA TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF ! (; lmao i remember the first time i heard that song I think it was in a car commercial or something ?? I don't remember . it's only 8:39 ?? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat not cool . I wanna skip . hey Jordan <.< Hey . Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hye hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey heyeb= hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey  SKIP WITH ME NUIGGEr :D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf
why
why
oh yeah i typed that bitch without looking !!!!! :D

My Birthday :D ♥

Haha oh yes its my birthday nigger (: So yupp I'm 14 ! I feel old D: Ahhh I feel 12 . . . No effing lie ! Why do I feel 12 Jordan ?! Haha no wait 10 amd a half because I have a very very dirty mind and thats just how I do :D So this morning I felt freaking special ! I walked in and Jordan dashed across the auditouruium (I know its spelt wrong so shut up) And told me happy birthday :D And Marcus screamed "LAURA HAPPY BIRTHDAY" Across the auditourium . I feel effing special ! And they sang happy birthday to me at breakfast today . How great :)) Anywaysssss my grandpa emailed me today and told me he couldn't beilive I was 14 and that he loved me . I started crying dude ! I dont even know why , I just did . I don't wanna grow up -____- Jk yes I do but I'm scared at the same time . Oh welllllll -.- Well I hope today goes good ! Bye !