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   I just flipped you off in numerous languages (; Ahaha. I hate it when some one is telling you a story and another person walks in and is talking away -_- Like whore shut the fuck up :D  Hahah. Well it's my blog and I'll blog bad words if i want to ! Fuck ass damn shit motherfucker pussy flap ! WHAT NOW !!?!?!??!?! Yeah baha do something about that :) Oh blogger did i tell you what my friends brother did ? So he called me and he was like "Laura I don't get head.......  I get braaaaiiiinnnnn ;D" Bhahahaha that was the funniest thing ever ! Yo let me get front this damn car.... Yo Damn shit. amazing what you fucking find What's up girl ? You feel good oh shit you look good. What's up with the number ? That's what i'm sayin ....................................... Oh fuck you too then! Keisha getcha ass over here. Who is this lil ass nigga ? Some friend i made. For real what i tell you about talking to strangers ?Wait what the fuck? Oh yeah, lets go. Why is this nigga following us? You always bringing damn strangers and shit! Yo shawty gotta nice ass ! Why you layin down for ? DAMN SHE FINE ! Fuck ? The fuck you just say to me dog ? Fuck you just say to me ? I'll beat the fuck out of you ! Pop pop yeah bitch yeah ! Folk gang nigga folk game ! 12 ! 12 nigga 12 ! ........ yeah... I showed that motherfucker a lil thing or two. Yo dog i don't appreciate you come fuckin with my hood and shit. Fuck ? Fuck you just say to me !? I'll beat the fuck out of you..... FUCKIN PUSSY !

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Weight loss goal ? ;D YOU NASTY ! YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SAY YOUR PENCIL ! I DONT WANNA KNOW HOW BIG YOUR FUCKING PENCIL IS. NO MATTER WHAT THE SIZE IT CAN WRITE JUST FINE ! GOSH. I am so bored. So so so so so so so so so so bored. Oh so i think i did good on my STAAR reading test :) But on the math i think i falied that shit -__- i think i told you this already ? But yeah haha well bye.

Crew Love ^.^

Soo i really should be going to sleep right now. But i don't want to (: Besides i still have to take a shower and there's absolutely NO motherfucking hot water !!! t(-_-t) But yeah anyways so there's this song by drake called Crew Love and dang i can't even stop listening too it <3 i'm in love with this ishhhh (: I wonder where i would even be if it wasn't for Drake ! His music does stuff for me ! and makes me look at life in a different way man... Idk how but his songs freaking give me goose bumps !(: Ah ! So ! I had this dream that Fluffy (aka strawberry) told Jordan that he liked me and she told me and I was like "No ! I like waffle !" :OO I love how she's in all of my freaking dreams :D but yeah niquil makes you dream some weird shit ! D; some other stuff happened but i forgot... oh look my computer is letting me capitalize stuff now ! Look ! See ?! That L, S, And T were all capital :DDDD Woooooop ! :DD Whyyyyyy ? Cause they loving the crew, they loving the crew , They loving the crew <3 What if i really met Drake one day ? What would i say !?! D: I'd probably faint first.... Then He'd wake me up and be like "Laura my biggest fan; Marry me" :D jk that isn't very realistic (: But it would be awesome ! Honestly if I ever did get to sit down and talk to him i would tell him that his music has like really made me think and it's amazing <3 and that he just has a way with words and then at the end i would be all "God damn you sexy ! ;D I JUST WANNA SEE YOU STRIP ! Cause you're drake babeeee (;" Baha no . but i would tell him he is very handsome and i am in love with his eyebrows ! :D he would think that's weird but come on ! It's laura you're talking about ((: Ugh..... 7 more minutes and then i have to leave you my blogging babies :( Well i guess it's kinda good cause I'm running out of shit to blog about ! D: leavin with out cha babe , I'll be leaving with outcha babyyyyy woahhh ohhh baby I'm going , going , gone. I'm going , going gone. I remember during the summer i was absolutely obssed with The Rangers. They have a song called Number One Dime and there's a line thats all "She's the best i ever had; I'm on some Drake type shit !" And i fell in love with it <3(: Idk why but that line is just..... Awesome :D Ugh we have a STAAR reading test tomorrow and today was the math.... I hated today ! /: But tomorrow should be good cause I'm smart in reading (: I'm in AP in that beyatchhh ! ;D I find it strange that i'm in ap everything. Except math. That's not a suprise. But like I don't even try in school ! I'm just kinda like "oh... i dunno this. Eeny Meanie Miney ... C ! *bubbles in answer document*" and i get it right o.o haha ! Makes no sense at all, i know (: 2 more minutes ! Okay come on Laura ! I can blog ! It's the mickey mouse club house; Come inside it's fun inside ! M I C K E Y ..... M O U S E ! :DDDD 1 more minute ! Just one ohh jizz come on clock. turn to 10:100. turn to 10:00. TURN oh it changed to 10:00 C: well bye ! 

My 100th blog ♥

It's my 100th blog ! I'm cool (: Waffle jizzed all over fannin ! I mean that shits everywhere !!!! D: Grody. Jordan says that I'm a loser because i have 100 blogs -__- you whore ! Haha she's on internet explorer ! what a whore now it's not gonna tell her she has a word misspelled and it's like BAHHAHAHA okay so dude ! It's not letting me see my profile picture and I like it -____- whore i hate this ! So yeah yesterday my computer at my house was being stupid and wasn't letting me capitalize any thing :( I was so frustrated ! Screw you Shareef ! Yeah i name all my electronics Shareef so when they break or drop them i can say "Damnnnnnnnn Shareeefffff !" You wouldn't understand (; it's from a movie. Idk what it's called but like this guy got shot in a drive by and he got killed and his friend stands over him and is all "DAMMMMNNNN SHAREEFFFF !" And I was like BAHHAHAHAHA :D ! Oh ! So ! There was this episode of The Cleveland show on yesterday and he kept going "I'M BLACK !" and i was like "hahahah waffle :D" It was funny man. Hmmmmm what to blog about ? I don't know. Look up a song called Yours To Hold by skillet (: It's a good song. I think I'm gonna sing. Well blog a song. But to you that's singing. If that makes sense? What song should I sing Jordan!?!?!? Anyways what song should i sing!?!? I know thanks to Jordan ! :D okay here i go. 


I can see it in your eyes, you're angry. Regret got shit on what you're feeling now. Mad cause he ain't like me. Oh you mad cause no body ever did it like me. All the care i would take, all the love that we made, now you're tryna find somebody to replace what i gave to you. It's a shame you didn't keep it;Alysha Kataya, I know that you're gon hear this. I'm the man yeah i said it. Bitch I'm the man; Don't you forget it. The way you walk; That's me. The way you talk; 


I'm done with that. bye ♥ and i hope this was a good blog concidering this is my 100th one ! byeee :)

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I ALMOST HAVE 100 BLOGS

  Oh don't i feel cool (x taha. Man.... I remember when we were in eCombo at the first of the year and i didn't wanna do this blog thing and now look ! I freaking love it (: It's fun man ! You should try it (; tell them Laura sent you (: Bahaha that was lame.... What's today ? The 25th ? Ohhh sheitttt Waffle's birthday is in like 8 or 9 days ! Idk how many day's March has; 30 or 31 ? Haha don't judge me (: You know.... Why did they make leap year in February ? He will always be a short month no matter what he does so he needs to stop trying to be something he's not. Oh guys ! I got my hair cut :DDD It's SO. DAMN. THIN. -_______- but it's a cute cut and the color's okay i guess.... But gosh I said "A SHADE darker" not 897523923475983247509838 shades darker you dumb fucks ! >.< But it's okay i guess. Hopefully it'll grow back to it's original thick self (: That's what she saiddddd ;D Lmao that reminds me ! The lady cutting my hair was all "Gosh you have ALOT of hair !" and i almost said "Thats what she said" and i was all "Thats..... What everyone tells me !" Haha almost said it ! that would have been awkward as hell. but i didn't so it's okay (: Oh so I'm good with my family now. Thank God ♥ ANyways so we we're watching this movie earlier and i think it was called SUPER 8 ? I don't know haha but like there's this monster thing that's stealing all the people and I was like "Dad, what is that thing anyways???" and he said "Have you not caught on, laura?" and i said "yes well no. but for real what is it !?!?!?" and he said "It's a raccoon laura!!!!!!!" -______________- lmao i was laughing so hard and he was like "gosh you're cackeling" bahaha and i cackled some more (: my computer isn't letting me capitalize anything!!!!! whore!!!!!!! see i pressed shift as i typed whore but it didn't be capital -__- you know what ? I'm gonna call the maneger. NO! I'm gonna write a letter!!!!! Dear... mr.... freakin.... blogger....., I am a white woman on the internet! :D oh no ! dude this sucks some waffle balls it won't effing let me do the overly excited face :( I'm gonna cry. it'll let me do all these !@#$%^&*()_+<>?":{}~ but it won't fucking let me capitalize anything ! I hate this -________- i could die. i could die of sadness. i'm heart broken </3 i need my capital letters </3 ugh. i wanna do a video on youtube. I think i will ! :) haha wait i look like shit so never mind. wellllll....... i'm bored so i'm gonna go now bye :)