My Strange Thoughts (:

   Hello loves (: I didn't fight with my mom this morning !! Oh yes good job Laura ! But let me tell u about my dream ! Okay so me , waffle , Deegan , And Desiree were in Mrs. Ross's class and I was sitting with Waffle and Deegan was sitting with Desiree and like Waffle kept hitting me in the side and I leaned back to hit him but he would lean all the way over so I couldn't -__- and like Mrs Ross was up there talking and I would laugh at the stupidest things . I forgot what all she said that was funny though anyways I called Deegan over and I was comparing his and waffle's faces and I said "You're the white waffle !"  and then they both glared at me like O.O and Waffle was like "Isn't too fun when people stare at you , huh !?!?!" And that's all I remember . Why would I even dream that ??? Weird but also my mom had a dream that I was getting married ! DD: But she said the weird thing was that she didn't remember who I was getting married to but like her and my dad didn't even care that I was getting married at 14 , but they cared that they didn't know what to get me as a wedding present -__- Wow mom . But yeah it was a good morning ! I freaking miss talking to Waffle :/ Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr Not even cool Lord summer needs to freaking get here already ! I'm tired of this weather . It depresses me ! I just wanna see some PALM TREESSSS ! I miss california /: Gosh Amarillo is THE MOST ugliest and boringest and flattest and stupidest town that has ever been alive !!!!!! I'm moving to California . I swear I am ! I'm gonna live in Anaheim ♥ I'll take my kids to Disneyland every weekend and just live a happy life married to Drake (: AHHHH I can see it now ! We'll have a little blue house with a purple tree thing and lots of palm trees in the front yard and green green grass :D With our beautiful daughter Trinity :DD Oh how amazing that would be ! Yeah that's my dream life . We won't even have to work ! We'll have all his money :) $$ I wish that would freaking happen ! Anaheim is gorgeous ♥ If you wanna see a beautiful city go there . You can feel the happiness there and yeah it's hard to explain . Just go there and you'll see what I mean ! Did you know Gwen Stefanni grew up in the OC ? She did ! Her house was near Disneyland (: LUCKY BASTARD . She has a song called Tragic Kingdom and yeah it's like The Magic Kingdom in disneyland . Do you know what the OC stands for ????? ORANGE COUNTY BITCHES :D♥ Did you know that before disneyland was built , the land that it's built on was an orange feild ??? Did you know that in the ride Pirates Of The Carribean , you go underground and actually out of Disneyland ??? Also did u know that Disneyland has cats running around there ? Yeah I do my research (; I am so bored . I like how I just put all my random thoughts down on here . HOLY SHIT DRAKE IS IN DALLAS TONIGHT !!!!! I LAURA JEAN KEARNS IS IN THE SAME STATE AS AUBREY DRAKE GRAHAM ♥♥♥ AHHH THAT'S JUST AMAZING !!!!!!!

YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS.

Ima dosh up your dingy dog bar dof nog daf auto cerert

A what a fucke?

Yo momma so fat when she cows seen chikens her eyes want big as the moon (OHHHHHHHHH !)

You retad nehh neahh neh

this song is orgamss !

He's cute huh !?!?! :D Anywayysssss This song is called day and age ♥

Console me in my darkest hour
Convince me that the truth is always grey
Caress me in your velvet chair
Conceal me from the ghosts you cast away

I'm in no hurry
You go run and tell your friends I'm losing touch.
Fill their heads with rumors of impending doom
It must be true.

Console me in my darkest hour
And tell me that you always hear my cries
I wonder what you've got conspired
I'm sure it dawns a consolation prize

I'm in no hurry
You go run and tell your friends I'm losing touch.
Fill the night with stories, the legend grows
Of how you got lost
But you made your way back home
You sold your soul
Like a Roman vagabond, yeah

I heard you from the wishing well in the city
Console me in my darkest hour
Then you throw me down

I'm in no hurry
You go run and tell your friends I'm losing touch
Fill your crown with rumors
Impending doom, it must be true

But you made your way back home
You sold your soul like a Roman vagabond
And about how you got lost,
But you made your way back home
And the legions stand alone

I'm losing touch

Mondays can die

Oooh look little font :D

Big font

Medium font

more big font!

little font (:

some more little font

Big font !!

medium font

BIG FONT !

Mary is a beast :D

Ally is a thug

Toby is a dumb ass that’s a killer but you love him (: ♥

BUT SHES FARRRRR FARRRRR AWAAAAAYYYYYY! WALK A THOUSAND MILES JUST TO SEE HER FACE!

Baby you can have whatever you liiiiikeeeee yeaaaa ;D

Oh so Quincy wants to be more white, eh?

        That’s fornification Jordan! No! No exceptions!

JORDAN HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANSSS! BOOTS WITH THE FURRRR! THE WHOLE BREAKFAST CLUB WAS LOOKING AT HERRRR! :DDDD

Pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass Stop. I made that mother trukkin honer role :DD

A sky full of lighters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man this weekend needs to come already -__-

I think we were talking about …… “A sword fight” wink wink . Okay ill draw it on here

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Haha I erased it .

Deegan had them apple bottom jeans! Boots with the furrrr! WITH THE FUR ! The whole eCombo class was looking at him! DEEGAN HIT THE FLO DEEGAN HIT THE FLO NEXT THING U KNOW , Deegan got low low low low :D no deegan not on the keyboard

White chicks :D

I'm gonna have a BF!

Marcus Copeland: Oh, my God, she's gonna have a bitch fit!

Hotel clerk: No, don't d-d-d-don't have a, a, a BF now.

Kevin Copeland: I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter!

Marcus Copeland: You, are in big, trouble!

Kevin Copeland: Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman, in America.
______________________________

Latrell Spencer: Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair.

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Heather Vandergeld: Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills.

Megan Vandergeld: It's the Beverly Ho-Billies.

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Squeeze me?

Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh no, you didn't?

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I'm sorry, but uhm... we just saw your new video. Yea, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security office
[laughs]

Marcus Copeland: A klept-ho-maniac!
[laughs]

Megan Vandergeld: [arrogantly] Your mother shops at Saks.

Marcus Copeland: [indignantly]
[as Tiffany Wilson]

Marcus Copeland: What?
[the Vandergeld sisters proudly do siss-fingers]

Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It's mother time, okay! Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! "Something's wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie's doing a beatbox!"

Heather Vandergeld: Well yea? Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something!

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this:
[blows powder from hand, and everyone starts to laugh]

Heather Vandergeld: Your mother is so, like... She's so...
[to Megan]

Heather Vandergeld: Megan you go!

Megan Vandergeld: Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney's Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a 'ni-coise' salad. 'Ni-coise' salad, right?

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America!"

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Marcus Copeland: You hit like a bitch! C'mon.

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Tori: I am so glad I got waxed today.

Karen: Ugh, me too. What did you get?

Tori: The Bald Eagle.

Karen: I got the Bermuda Triangle.

Lisa: The Landing Strip.

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I got the Buckwheat.
Karen: Ewww, that's sick.

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Ahh, what a beautiful sunny day!
[shadow falls over body]

Marcus Copeland: Oh, my God, what happened to the sun? Ahh!

Latrell Spencer: Easy white chocolate, I wouldn't want you to melt.

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Yeah, hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. Okay, bye.

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Tiffany Wilson: I am so... frick-in'... pissed!
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Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Sweetie! You've got to slow up with those cosmos!

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Tee-hee! Oh, fine.

Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Brittany and Tiffany Wilson, checking in!
[slams into postcard and knick-knack holder, scattering items *loudly* across reception desk with his fake breasts]

Kevin Copeland: Sorry, um, they're new. Dr. Dorfman did an amazing job.

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson, squeezing Brittany's fake breasts] Feels so real!





 

Hey You . Yeah you. No no Not you . The Other Guy. Him ! With the face ! YOU ! YES YOU ! Do you like tacos ?(:

JORDANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Can I hit it in the mornin !?!?! :D OH YEAH ! Bahahahahha

Show me a goooood time ! Oh yea oh yea (;

[Chorus]
How did I end up right here with you
after all the things that I been through
spend money those days
we try and forget about
take the shot and let it out
lets get right
now that I’m here baby…
[Hook]
show me a good time
(oh yeah, oh yeah)
show me a good time
(oh yeah, oh yeah)
show me a good
show me a good
show me a good time
(oh yeah, oh yeah)
[Verse 1]
I live for the nights that I can’t remember,
with the people I won’t forget
spending all the money I just work my ass off
for the things I wont regret
I’ve been waiting way too long long long long
tellin’ everybody that I know we about to be on on on on
I aint tryin’ look like I lie to these n-ggas that I came up with
thats my team, never would I let a woman come between
what we doing right now
this our dream, Wu Tang Clan n-ggas want that cream
I’m the Osirus of the sh-t right now
go to guy for the hits right now
whatever you wanna drink girl pick right now
if you can’t hold your liquor you better quit right now
[Chorus]
[Hook]
[Drake - Verse 2]
How ’bout you and all your morals in that outfit that you borrowed
make the most out of tonight and worry bout it all tomorrow
Understand girl, we fam girl
can’t get me right and I do Wayne
Cash money young money pop champagne
Presidential suite girl Barrack Hussain
tell me can we kick it like Ali Shaheed and Phife Dawg
people really hate when a backpack rapper get rich
and start livin’ that life dawg
feels like when you gettin to that paper hip hop hates ya
they would do it just like I do if they could
lyrics courtesy of www.killerhiphop.com
its in our nature
ahh, young and rich and out of control
Out in L.A. blowing clouds to the killer
I came up in the underground though
so I’ma spend another ten thousand for Dilla
call me over rated or creative or too jaded
because any way you put it bitch I made it, YUP
[Chorus]
[Hook]
[End]

Young wild and free :] ♥

[Wiz Khalifa - Chorus]
So what we get drunk
So what we smoke weed
We’re just having fun
We don’t care who sees
So what we go out
That’s how its supposed to be
Living young and wild and free

[Wiz Khalifa - Verse 1]
Uh, Uh huh
So what I keep ‘em rolled up
Saggin’ my pants not caring what I show
Keep it real with my n-ggas
Keep it player for the hoes
And look clean dont it?
Washed it the other day, watch how you lean on it
Give me some 501′s jeans on and roll joints bigger than King Kong’s fingers
And smoke them hoes down ’till they stingers
You a class clown and if I skip for the day I’m with you b-tch smokin’ grade A

[Wiz Khalifa - Chorus]
So what we get drunk
So what we smoke weed
We’re just having fun
We don’t care who sees
So what we go out
That’s how its supposed to be
Living young and wild and free

[Snoop Dogg - Verse 2]
Yeah, uh you know what?
It’s like I’m 17 again
Peach fuzz on my face
Lookin’, on the case
Tryna find a hella taste
Oh My God, I’m on the chase
Chevy, its gettin’ kinda heavy, relevant, sellin’ it
Dippin’ away, time keep slippin’ away
Zip in the safe, flippin’ for pay
Tippin’ like I’m drippin’ in paint
Up front four blunts, like “Khalifa put the weed in a J”

[Wiz Khalifa - Chorus]
So what we get drunk
So what we smoke weed
We’re just having fun
We don’t care who sees
So what we go out
That’s how its supposed to be
Living young and wild and free

[Wiz Khalifa - Bridge]
Yea, roll one, smoke one
When you live like this you’re supposed to party
Roll one, smoke one, and we all just having fun
So we just, roll one, smoke one
When you live like this you’re supposed to party
Roll one, smoke one, and we all just having fun

[Wiz Khalifa - Chorus x2]
So what we get drunk
So what we smoke weed
We’re just having fun
We don’t care who sees
So what we go out
That’s how its supposed to be
Living young and wild and free

Lmao I had 69 posts :D

 
Hi dude my dad is mean. He's really gonna be that mean right before he leaves ?? I don't see how you can do that. And then you're gonna ask me if I want money to try to make me feel better ? NO ! YOU DO NOT ASK SOME ONE IF THEY WANT MONEY IF THEY'RE IN TEARS DUMB ASS. I want it now but dang I didn't care about it when I was crying. How can u hit ur kid just because they ask their mom why she threw her coffee away ???? Does not seem right. /: But I guess he feels bad about it since he asked me if I wanted anything and offered me toast . Haha that's kinda funny . "I know I kinda slapped you 3 times and everything, but would you like some toast ?" -___- I think I'm bi polar or something man. AHHHHH Okay so in college readiness today , we had the most epic converstation about Franking(: I was like "I think guys should be lectured more about having sex than girls should , since they're the ones who start it." and Michal was all "NOOOO It's 50/50 !" And I said "NOOOOO IT'S 30/70 ! THE 70 BEING THE GUY !" And Jordan said "NOOOO I THINK IT'S 60/40 !" And I was like "But like what if the girl gets raped !?!?! It's not 50/50 then !" And Quincy said "THAT'S STRAIGHT UP 100/0 !" And then freaking Deegan was like "Unless she starts to like it, than it's 90/10 !" HAHAHAHAH :D That just made my freaking day right there (: I was all pissy , but yeah my breakfast club changed that :)) I'm just gonna try to forget about my bitchy ass dad and try to have a good day. But honestly I did NOT need that this morning. I love my dad and I'm gonna miss him this weekend  , but I didn't want my last talk with him to be about wheather I want toast or money. Dang. I think I get my bipolarness from him. COLT 45 AND TWO ZIG ZAG'S ; BABY THAS ALL WE NEED ! ;D WE CAN GO TO THE PARK AFTER DARK , SMOKE THAT TUMBLE WEED ! AS THE MARIJUANNA BURN WE CAN TAKE OUR TURN ! SINGIN THEM DIRTY RAP SONGS ! STOP AND HIT THE BONG LIKE CHEECH AND CHONG AND SALE TAPES FROM HERE TO HONG KONG ! SO ROLL , ROLL , ROLL MY JOINT , PICK OUT THE SEEDS AND STEMS ! FEELIN' HIGH AS HELL , FLYIN THROUGH PALM DALE , SKATIN ON DAYTON RIMS . SO ROLL , ROLL THE '83 CADILAC DUKE DEVILLE ! IF MY TAPES AND MY CD'S JUST DON'T SELL , I BET MY CADDY WILL :D

-Colt 45 nigger :) ♥

That's mine and breanna's song agagaga :D Dude did you know it's illegal to smoke Toby if you're under 18 ?????? I didn't . Jk I did but like I didn't know if it was 18 or 21. THERES NO SPEED LIMIT IN INDIA! Did you know that ? Cause I did .

Hey remember this Jordan ?

Yeah I looked it up and it meant 20 feet
o.o
Yeah it's a unit of measurement
Oh ! I thought you meant feet as in toes !


Bhahahahahahahahahaha :D That was funny

Im Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack (:

Hello I am going to practice on my typing therefore I wtf how do you spell therefore? Oh like that I fixed it. Hey Jordan do you enjoy watching Tellie Tubbies?(: Sack in a box? BALL IN A CUP oh dude so the Haha I forgot what I was gonna say. You would Okay Odis :D STFU QUINCY ! :DDD Quincy ! Let me see you BOUNCE that ;DD THAT !!!!!!!!!! You know .. THAT ! Whaaaaaaaaaaaat ? Haha mike’s aggressive. Hey quincy . Hey quincy HeyQuincy Hi :D Lmao Yeah it’s what I do ! What ???? Lmao I would do that (: *SLAP YO MOMMA* NO QUINCY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey you can legally own a cougar. Slap Juli ! I think that’s her name. She says shes in a gang and she has a black boyfriend :D Hey shaq. DONT TALK  TO ME LIKE IM STUPID ! Hey jordan ! Can I hit it in the mornin ;D SUN RISIN WHILE YA MOANIN :DDDD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Adishishent :) ENT NOT ANT Wy1 bitch ! qqQQ;) WHAT NOW BISH