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   I just flipped you off in numerous languages (; Ahaha. I hate it when some one is telling you a story and another person walks in and is talking away -_- Like whore shut the fuck up :D  Hahah. Well it's my blog and I'll blog bad words if i want to ! Fuck ass damn shit motherfucker pussy flap ! WHAT NOW !!?!?!??!?! Yeah baha do something about that :) Oh blogger did i tell you what my friends brother did ? So he called me and he was like "Laura I don't get head.......  I get braaaaiiiinnnnn ;D" Bhahahaha that was the funniest thing ever ! Yo let me get front this damn car.... Yo Damn shit. amazing what you fucking find What's up girl ? You feel good oh shit you look good. What's up with the number ? That's what i'm sayin ....................................... Oh fuck you too then! Keisha getcha ass over here. Who is this lil ass nigga ? Some friend i made. For real what i tell you about talking to strangers ?Wait what the fuck? Oh yeah, lets go. Why is this nigga following us? You always bringing damn strangers and shit! Yo shawty gotta nice ass ! Why you layin down for ? DAMN SHE FINE ! Fuck ? The fuck you just say to me dog ? Fuck you just say to me ? I'll beat the fuck out of you ! Pop pop yeah bitch yeah ! Folk gang nigga folk game ! 12 ! 12 nigga 12 ! ........ yeah... I showed that motherfucker a lil thing or two. Yo dog i don't appreciate you come fuckin with my hood and shit. Fuck ? Fuck you just say to me !? I'll beat the fuck out of you..... FUCKIN PUSSY !

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Weight loss goal ? ;D YOU NASTY ! YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SAY YOUR PENCIL ! I DONT WANNA KNOW HOW BIG YOUR FUCKING PENCIL IS. NO MATTER WHAT THE SIZE IT CAN WRITE JUST FINE ! GOSH. I am so bored. So so so so so so so so so so bored. Oh so i think i did good on my STAAR reading test :) But on the math i think i falied that shit -__- i think i told you this already ? But yeah haha well bye.

Crew Love ^.^

Soo i really should be going to sleep right now. But i don't want to (: Besides i still have to take a shower and there's absolutely NO motherfucking hot water !!! t(-_-t) But yeah anyways so there's this song by drake called Crew Love and dang i can't even stop listening too it <3 i'm in love with this ishhhh (: I wonder where i would even be if it wasn't for Drake ! His music does stuff for me ! and makes me look at life in a different way man... Idk how but his songs freaking give me goose bumps !(: Ah ! So ! I had this dream that Fluffy (aka strawberry) told Jordan that he liked me and she told me and I was like "No ! I like waffle !" :OO I love how she's in all of my freaking dreams :D but yeah niquil makes you dream some weird shit ! D; some other stuff happened but i forgot... oh look my computer is letting me capitalize stuff now ! Look ! See ?! That L, S, And T were all capital :DDDD Woooooop ! :DD Whyyyyyy ? Cause they loving the crew, they loving the crew , They loving the crew <3 What if i really met Drake one day ? What would i say !?! D: I'd probably faint first.... Then He'd wake me up and be like "Laura my biggest fan; Marry me" :D jk that isn't very realistic (: But it would be awesome ! Honestly if I ever did get to sit down and talk to him i would tell him that his music has like really made me think and it's amazing <3 and that he just has a way with words and then at the end i would be all "God damn you sexy ! ;D I JUST WANNA SEE YOU STRIP ! Cause you're drake babeeee (;" Baha no . but i would tell him he is very handsome and i am in love with his eyebrows ! :D he would think that's weird but come on ! It's laura you're talking about ((: Ugh..... 7 more minutes and then i have to leave you my blogging babies :( Well i guess it's kinda good cause I'm running out of shit to blog about ! D: leavin with out cha babe , I'll be leaving with outcha babyyyyy woahhh ohhh baby I'm going , going , gone. I'm going , going gone. I remember during the summer i was absolutely obssed with The Rangers. They have a song called Number One Dime and there's a line thats all "She's the best i ever had; I'm on some Drake type shit !" And i fell in love with it <3(: Idk why but that line is just..... Awesome :D Ugh we have a STAAR reading test tomorrow and today was the math.... I hated today ! /: But tomorrow should be good cause I'm smart in reading (: I'm in AP in that beyatchhh ! ;D I find it strange that i'm in ap everything. Except math. That's not a suprise. But like I don't even try in school ! I'm just kinda like "oh... i dunno this. Eeny Meanie Miney ... C ! *bubbles in answer document*" and i get it right o.o haha ! Makes no sense at all, i know (: 2 more minutes ! Okay come on Laura ! I can blog ! It's the mickey mouse club house; Come inside it's fun inside ! M I C K E Y ..... M O U S E ! :DDDD 1 more minute ! Just one ohh jizz come on clock. turn to 10:100. turn to 10:00. TURN oh it changed to 10:00 C: well bye ! 

My 100th blog ♥

It's my 100th blog ! I'm cool (: Waffle jizzed all over fannin ! I mean that shits everywhere !!!! D: Grody. Jordan says that I'm a loser because i have 100 blogs -__- you whore ! Haha she's on internet explorer ! what a whore now it's not gonna tell her she has a word misspelled and it's like BAHHAHAHA okay so dude ! It's not letting me see my profile picture and I like it -____- whore i hate this ! So yeah yesterday my computer at my house was being stupid and wasn't letting me capitalize any thing :( I was so frustrated ! Screw you Shareef ! Yeah i name all my electronics Shareef so when they break or drop them i can say "Damnnnnnnnn Shareeefffff !" You wouldn't understand (; it's from a movie. Idk what it's called but like this guy got shot in a drive by and he got killed and his friend stands over him and is all "DAMMMMNNNN SHAREEFFFF !" And I was like BAHHAHAHAHA :D ! Oh ! So ! There was this episode of The Cleveland show on yesterday and he kept going "I'M BLACK !" and i was like "hahahah waffle :D" It was funny man. Hmmmmm what to blog about ? I don't know. Look up a song called Yours To Hold by skillet (: It's a good song. I think I'm gonna sing. Well blog a song. But to you that's singing. If that makes sense? What song should I sing Jordan!?!?!? Anyways what song should i sing!?!? I know thanks to Jordan ! :D okay here i go. 


I can see it in your eyes, you're angry. Regret got shit on what you're feeling now. Mad cause he ain't like me. Oh you mad cause no body ever did it like me. All the care i would take, all the love that we made, now you're tryna find somebody to replace what i gave to you. It's a shame you didn't keep it;Alysha Kataya, I know that you're gon hear this. I'm the man yeah i said it. Bitch I'm the man; Don't you forget it. The way you walk; That's me. The way you talk; 


I'm done with that. bye ♥ and i hope this was a good blog concidering this is my 100th one ! byeee :)

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I ALMOST HAVE 100 BLOGS

  Oh don't i feel cool (x taha. Man.... I remember when we were in eCombo at the first of the year and i didn't wanna do this blog thing and now look ! I freaking love it (: It's fun man ! You should try it (; tell them Laura sent you (: Bahaha that was lame.... What's today ? The 25th ? Ohhh sheitttt Waffle's birthday is in like 8 or 9 days ! Idk how many day's March has; 30 or 31 ? Haha don't judge me (: You know.... Why did they make leap year in February ? He will always be a short month no matter what he does so he needs to stop trying to be something he's not. Oh guys ! I got my hair cut :DDD It's SO. DAMN. THIN. -_______- but it's a cute cut and the color's okay i guess.... But gosh I said "A SHADE darker" not 897523923475983247509838 shades darker you dumb fucks ! >.< But it's okay i guess. Hopefully it'll grow back to it's original thick self (: That's what she saiddddd ;D Lmao that reminds me ! The lady cutting my hair was all "Gosh you have ALOT of hair !" and i almost said "Thats what she said" and i was all "Thats..... What everyone tells me !" Haha almost said it ! that would have been awkward as hell. but i didn't so it's okay (: Oh so I'm good with my family now. Thank God ♥ ANyways so we we're watching this movie earlier and i think it was called SUPER 8 ? I don't know haha but like there's this monster thing that's stealing all the people and I was like "Dad, what is that thing anyways???" and he said "Have you not caught on, laura?" and i said "yes well no. but for real what is it !?!?!?" and he said "It's a raccoon laura!!!!!!!" -______________- lmao i was laughing so hard and he was like "gosh you're cackeling" bahaha and i cackled some more (: my computer isn't letting me capitalize anything!!!!! whore!!!!!!! see i pressed shift as i typed whore but it didn't be capital -__- you know what ? I'm gonna call the maneger. NO! I'm gonna write a letter!!!!! Dear... mr.... freakin.... blogger....., I am a white woman on the internet! :D oh no ! dude this sucks some waffle balls it won't effing let me do the overly excited face :( I'm gonna cry. it'll let me do all these !@#$%^&*()_+<>?":{}~ but it won't fucking let me capitalize anything ! I hate this -________- i could die. i could die of sadness. i'm heart broken </3 i need my capital letters </3 ugh. i wanna do a video on youtube. I think i will ! :) haha wait i look like shit so never mind. wellllll....... i'm bored so i'm gonna go now bye :)

thursday -.-

Thursdays are so gay. I wish it was freaking Friday already . Thursdays are just Friday wanna-be's and they're just annoying. So I don't think i blogged about what all's going on ? Well so like me and my parents got in a huge fight for something really stupid I did. So they were yelling at me and everything on Tuesday night and i called my Papa and he came and picked me up. I stayed the night over there and then I went to school all ratchet looking. Then I went home and Papa called again and i stayed the night last night again. I really wanna just move over there /: I hate being at my house with people that don't even love me. Last night I texted both of my parents and told them I loved them and my mom didn't reply , and my dad said "I know" ... /: Like really i know i did something bad but I'm your kid! You're supposed to love me and it's not like you've never done anything that you're not proud of. But what ever i guess cause I was gonna try and change for my dad but if he doesn't even love me then what's the point ? So I'll just do what i want. Well like this morning my mom picked me up and took me to school, which makes no sense because my grandparents house is no where near our house ? But then she didn't even talk to me on the way to school. And i like how she can email me and call me babe but can't even talk to me in person. Wow that's nice of her. But if i was going to be good and change it wouldn't be for her anyways. It would be for my dad because at least he'll text me back and talk to me in person. But nope. She won't at all. Well this is getting depressing so I'll go now bye .

Big Balls :D

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're fancy big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

Chuck Norris ^.^

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Did you see !? Like damn you must be a bamf if you can get google to change there shit for you ! :D Man... Anyways so i had this dream that i feel terrible about having it. Idk why i would even have it! It's horrible , and I would blog about it but idk who's gonna read this soo... Yeah but dang it's not like me to dream something like that under ANY sircumstances. And yes i know i spelt it wrong but you know what ? I can't spell and internet explorer doesn't have a spell checker like firefox so just stfu. :D But yes i really really wanna know why i dreamt that! It's not like me man. It's my 2nd freaking dream i've had about him and we've never even met in real life. i've just seen him at the fair. dayummm he's sexy tho! (; Bhaha. But he is and shizzz he can rap ! :D arousing fucking verses :DDDD Watch i think he's gonna be famous one day. Dude he's moving to El Paso :O I saw it on facebook..... sadness. But oh well ! Maybe I won't dream about him anymore . I also had a dream about waffle and we were at this camp thing and we shared a room ???? Jordan if you read this , sorry I didn't tell you I like just now remembered it. That's ALL BYE.

Reddd Kicksss Reddd Whipsss ! Red Hot Chili Peppers , Red Carpet On The Flo You Knowww; You knowww ! (;

   Hey (: So yeah the title is from the beginning of this song called cherry's and strawberry's by d1 ! But that is not what this blog is going to be about. This blog is about the party me and Jordan are gonna throw one day. Every one who reads this is invited!(; Just kidding no you're not ;D Maybe... If you're cute but if you're an ugly fuck then NO ! Just no. SORRY ! Off topic! But anyways so about our party.... We're gonna rent out a big beach house in Malibu kinda like Hannah Montana's house! :DD I'll email Disney and tell them I will pay them to let us do this. So we're gonna invite every single person in LA. Everyone. I MEAN EVERY FUCKING ONE. Even the old ladies (: So at our party there will be lots of Mary and Ally. Of course (: We're gonna invite little men and put them in the oven like in Project X! ;DD So Yesss (: There's gonna be a pool and you can't take you're shirt off in it!!!!! There will be 15 keg's (; HYFRRRR :D And of course there's gonna have to be music! So we will put it on Pandora and put that shit on Drake Radio (: Your gift for coming to the party will be a chainsaw. Try not to hurt yourself. The snacks that will be there will be fruit cups , Oreo's, and you can bring some food of ur own (: ALSO, Drake WILL  be attending this party or i will make an atomic bomb and destroy the world. yeah that's right. I'll get NASA and the Russians involved in this shit! So drake please come <3 (: So there's only ONE RULE AT THIS PARTY. No franking is to be done outside of the Frank room. We will reserve a room just for people who wanna frank and if you want to you have to go in there. No exceptions. That shit needs to be kept private. Well I really dunno what else to put so bye :D 

Aubrey Drake Graham Is The Sexiest Person Alive [;

Isn't he amazing ??? (: i love the one when he's doing that silly face ! It's so freaking cute <3 and i love when he smiles and shows his teeth ! It's the cutest thing ever, I swear !!(: So I felt like learning about Drake so yeah .... Anyways I learned that he's 25 years old and is born on October 23rd. Holy shit.... I was born on the 23rd !!!!!!!!! It's meant too be <3 :D Lmao so there's this girl who got DRAKE tattooed across her forehead and drake was all "Who ever did that tattoo FUCK YOU. If I ever see you Ima fuck you up! Fuck you that's horrible, fuck u." Lmao I was laughing so hard ! :DDD I love how he says he's gonna fuck the tattoo artist up ! :D Bahah . I wanna do Mary with Drake :) If you know what I mean ... I saw this video of him doing it and he looks fun to do that with ;) We could be pot heads together <3 How sweet <3 I love how this whole fucking blog is about Drake :) He's just that amazing and he deserves it. Haha man........ That first picture is arousing ! :DDD HE HAS HIS SHIRT OFF SO DON'T JUDGE ME YOU KNOW IT'S AROUSING !!!! Man so i love how waffle calls me out of no where and goes "What's long and black ?" and I was all "O.o........................ what?" and he says "The line at kfc !" Lmfao I was all "BAHAH You're lame !" and then he was arguing with me if he's a pancake or a waffle. He is a waffle. he needs to deal with it!!!!!!!!! Well anyways im gonna go bye

Love how u look when you blazin and I swear you turn at least half Asian (;

Okay so you see the title? Yeah that's my favorite lyric right there (; I think that when h mad that song he was all "there's a chick named Laura Kearns out there and she's Asian and this is my shout out to her!!!!" :D Bwahaha but it's true ! If you think I'm Asian now then damn..... Never mind (; haha . Well I'm on my iPod writing this so there's probably a lot of mistakes but it's okay cause if you don't like it then go frank yourself and tell ur grandma to get on her Knees and do what she does best! :D I remember the first time I heard some one say that I was with Cheyenne and we were sitting outside of Caprock waiting on Damien to come.. Man we used to be Bestfriends and now look! We don't even talk. Smh.its amazing how one little text message can change your life ! You know ? That shit better not happen to me and Jordan. WE HAVE A FUCKING CONTRACT AND AS JORDAN WOULD SAY "Shit gets real." hahaha (: ima chill with ALLY tonight if you know what I mean because my grandpa has some :)) I tried one time and I failed and almost got caught so I didn't even try again afte that because I was too chicken -___- smh Laura! Idk what else to put...... Hmmmmm ... Oh yeah! So we may talk to Cotton tonight on fring or on the phone. Oh and on my blog from yesterday I forgot to tell you this epic thing that Deegan said. So when we were eating he was having a sausage and he was all "Oh god this is good...." it's like an orgasm in your mouth!!" lmfaoooooo! :D that shit was funny :)) I wonder if it will let me put a picture of me faith and Megan on here.. I'm gonna try after I'm done blogging . Soooo I was on the phone with Jordab and she DITCHED ME for fazoli's -_____- you dirty slut. You can't cheat on me with Italian food! So as I typed that last sentence I though of that song that's all "Im callin you daddy, daddy. Could you be my daddy, daddy? COME AND MAKE IT RAAAAINNNNN DOWWWNNNNN ONNNNNN MEEEEEEEE!" lmao I don't know why though it just kinda started to play in my head so don't judge me! Earlier when w were eating my aunt said that shes gonna give us all a part and we can't break character and she gave me a Mexican guy that only speaks Spanish!!(: THATS PERFECT LMAO. Concidering I'm white and all.. But anyways I did amazing until I asked if they had any funyuns and I said it in English :( so yeah it's all damn.... Oh gosh I can't believe that thing about jordan! That's like .... Kinda not legal. But it's legal In a way. But I'm doing something that's illegal too so it's kinda ok but Quaker is different.. Oh hey and Jordan if you read this, that's his nick name. Yes the one we were talking about earlier on FaceTime. Wellllll ima go bye (:

Great Way Too Start The Break (:

Heyyyy :D ! Look at my new profile picture! Boobiesssss :DDDD Bahaha anyways so today was just amazing. Me Raquel Deegan And Quincy went to Golden Coral and then we walked to the mall! :D It was freaking fun! I wish Jordan could have gone :(((( hopefully next time! I'll put the picture of Quincy and Deegan at the top of this high way thingy. They looked like some mofo hobo's up there! And when i got home, we went to starbucks. Then we watched aliens in the attic, then Cotton messaged me.... AGAIN! I couldn't help it this time! I had too reply. We actually had a good conversation and it wasn't that awkward so thats always good(: But yupp then it got boring so I was like bye bitchhhh! Jk I didn't say that I just didn't reply. But tomorrows gonna be fun too. I get to see my cousin and aunt that live in Fort Worth and I have missed them oh so dearly! But yeah.... now im chillin in my room listening to Human By The Killers <3 and watching adventure time.... LIKE A BOSS! :D Well I'll blog tomorrow :) byeeee. Oh hey and I put the picture on this blog as you can see! But it won't let me put it at the bottom so its at the top so deal with it whore :).

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I WANNA TAKE A PICTURE WITH A COWBOY!!!!!!!

   So there was this cowboy walking behind us and I wanna take a picture with him! I was like "COWBOY! HEY MR. COWBOY!!!!!" And he just ignored me -___- bitch. But oh well! It's Friday bitchesss (: That makes me mad he wouldn't take one with me. Mrs Kendell: Go fuck yourself! Shes making Jordan leave me :( Tear! But oh well I guess I'll just sit here and blog all by myself... Dude she's an amazing writer. I think this story she wrote could be published and like inspire people one day! She'll be famous! :D Dude I wanna play duck! I haven't played that in forever+ about three million years! I think I'm going to, so this blog is gonna be short, sorry (: But I may blog when I get home. So Byeeee! :D

Denny's :D!♥

  So the breakfast club may go hang out at denny's!(: Haha it's like the island fun we've never had! Dude I'm gonna miss the breakfast club sooo much! :( We have made so many freaking awesome memories in here. I remember Jordan made me spill my chocolate milk and I had to mop it up ahaha! (: Well Faith is having this spring fling thing (ha it all rymes!) at her school and like my mom is making me go but I kinda wanna go so it's all good (: But the reason I wanna go is because what if waffle's there!?!?!? His little sister goes there and like his mom made him go to the open house thing so you never know. Jordan what are you doing over there!? Oh look! One of my strings is longer than the other! :OOOO I'm pretty sure that's illegal. But anyways I really really hope that we all get to go to Denny's! :DDD That would be an excellent memory (: I stayed up all night organizing the pictures on my computer /: I think I finally went to sleep around 2? How gaaaayyyy! Dude I found out yesterday that technially I'm mental :( Cause like my dad said if you have a chemical enbalance that you are, and I have one. Like I get depressed easily! Very very VERY easily if I don't take my pill and yeah! I was mad that he told me that >.< But he said that you're born with it and it's okay so yeah.... Gosh. I'm reading this amazing book called Buried. It's so good and detailed! The chick that's telling it sounds like me :D But she's kinda a goody good so that's the only difference but like her voice is just like me! How cooool (: So this lady Mrs Greene walked in and she was all "I'm so glad I fixed my hair" and everyone looked back. Hahhaha but I wanna say "Bitch it looks the same to me!" Because it does! The same short ugly ass red shit she's got going on up there!! BAHAHA :D Jordan is such a good person! Go read her blog she put up on the 8th, which is today, but yeah go read it. She is a good friend :D PEOPLE! If you ever need help email that chick! She will help you (: I wanna change my schedule! Have I said that already? I don't think so. Well yeah I wanna change it because 8th period is boring as hellllllll >.< I have no freaking friends in there! And there's..... let me count...... 7 people I dislike in there and they never shut the fuck up. That sounds mean! But really it's true. They think they're funny and the teacher.... Gosh the teacher is annoying and mean and boring and she thinks shes funny! The only funny thing that bitch has ever done was when she fell on stage that one time, and that was on accident! So it doesn't really count! It was just carma fucking her up :D I saw this thing on facebook one time and it says "Revenge? No, I'm too lazy. I'll just sit here and let carma fuck you up!" :D I LOVE THAT!!! Haha but really I try to get revenge on people sometimes even though I'm lazy... But others I just let carma do it and it usually works (: I wonder is carma's real??? Or maybe like when ever something bad happens to a mean person, people are all "ooo that's carma!", but really man! Bad things happen to good people too! What did they do to deserve that!?!?!? Yeaahhh exactly! I don't know but maybe it is real. Ahhh Jordan are you reading this?(: I know I was reading some of it. Sad stuff. JORDAN I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jordan you should be a writer. What the hell is that noise?! It's all furiouse! Why is he talking about a whomb? And crawling out of it? That shit cray. What she order? Fish fillet??? (; -N words in Paris! :D Bahahaha so me and my mom were singing High School Musical songs this morning on the way to school. I say what the freak alot. Damn you Ghost hunters! HOLY CRAP. GRANT IS LEAVING GHOST HUNTERS AND I AM SO SAD! HES MY FAVORITE!!!!!!! I will always love youuuuu! I hope you feel better Grant Wilson!!!!♥ What if he reads this???? That would be cool. GRANT IF YOU READ THIS PLEASE COMMENT :DDD Jordan is gonna be a famous writer and I can be like "Yeah I'm the one who told her to do it and I sat in 1st and 2nd period with her while she wrote her first story" :D That would be amazing on many levels.

OUR SEXY COLLAGE!!!

Show Me A Goooood Time (:

  That's my new favorite song! Drakes voice is so sexy. Dude I didn't fight with my mom again this morning! But yesterday we did fight and I forgot what it was about but she drove away ferociously o.o If you get what I mean. OHHH! Guess what! I dreamed about Waffle for the THIRD FUCKING TIME! Why do I do this??? I don't know but let me tell you what it was about. Okay so! I don't really remember most of it but I'll tell you what I remember. Well like he texted me and was all "Ima go to your house" and I said "Why?" And he put " <3 so we can go for a car ride!" and he put the little heart at the beginning! I remember thinking "Oh my God I have to tell Jordan!" and it's weird because I don't remember what I told him after he said that but I remember him coming over and we were on my front porch. It's so weird man. He didn't even capitalize the letters when he was texting! That's like freaking illegal! Ah man I still like him. Jordan what if I do forever!?!?! :( Jordan Jordan Jordan Jordan Jordan hey Jordan Jordan Look over here hey hey hey I have to tell you somethinggggg! You fag. Jordan Marie Blocker Gonzales! I am gonna hurt you. Jordan!!!!!!!!! Oh my god chick look over here! I'm gonna neck you! I'm gonna beck youuuuu! Haha I put beck (: Like that sexy motherfucker off Victorious :DD Haha so Jordan when everyone leaves I have to tell you about what happened on Monday and why I got my phone taken up. Did you know that tooken isn't a word? Well guess what. It is now! I added that shit to my dictionary (: WHAT NOW!?!?!??! Oh so I don't think I told you what happened on Saturday with Jordan's little cousin! :DD So I was like "Jordan does she know what a vagina is?" And Jayden was like "A Madonna!?!?! Yeah she's a singer!" BAHHAHAHAHAHA that was freaking hilarious (: Oh yeah so Jordan made this collage with us and it is freaking amazing. It looks like that shits done by a professional (: JORDAN'S BOYFRIEND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A COLLAGE IS!!!! -____- Smh. But anyways I'll put the collage on my next blog. It's sexyyyyy ;D I heard Quincy singing "It's Friday! Friday!" -__- Bitch it's Wednesday! Dang get your facts straight. Why can Mexican people say nigger but white people can't? That's not fair! We can't help it! Gosh! But Jordan I liked him all last year, all through the summer even when we didn't talk, and all this year even when I barely see him! Why??!?!?!?!?! -_,- How does that effect anything? -_- WELL TELL HIM TO STOP!!!  ITS PISSING ME OFF! yes slap that hoe!!!!!!! Ahh that was lame but even when I don't talk to him I still do. It's been almost 3 years now -.- but even with Xavier I still liked him :(((( -____________________- I wanna hit him! I can't! CAUSE HES FARRRRR FARRRRR AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY! WALK A THOUSAND MILES JUST TO SLAP HIS FACE! :D but really /:

Raquel Blog With Meeeee!

So they're talking about an arss back there. IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY (: Dude I think we should be allowed to talk in here. I mean we work so dang hard in a class NONE of us asked to even be in, but yet we can't talk! I mean if we were in regular speech than we could talk but noooo we can't talk in here for some reason. Not cool. OH! SO DUDE! I think I was sleep walking last night! I woke up in my living room floor with my snuggie and Tigger pillow pet! Like wtf o.o That's far from legal! My dad woke me up and he was all "Laura what the fuck??" And that's how I woke up hahaha (: My mom was sick this morning and yeah I was cheering her up and I felt all like a good person and what not :D So like my friend Elizabeth got a message from this dude on Facebook and he was all "Do u have a bf?" and she said "No." And he saked "Do u wanna be mine?" and she was like "Nooo o.o" And he was all "Ok bye bitch!" -______- How are you gonna message some girl you don't even know, ask her out, and then be like "Bye bitch" when you get rejected?? I don't think that's legal. Not even in Fort Nox. So Quincy was singing that song that was like "Give a little bit, give a little bit of your love to me!" HAHA :D Now Quincy was all "Okay so what if you had a friend stay the night and you went to sleep and then you woke up in the middle of the night and you saw them rapidly masturbating on the couch?" LMAO. Then he was like "If it was a hot girl I would be like 'ehh...' and go back to sleep and wake up the next morning and be like 'Hey I saw you last night... Did you clean the couch?" BAHHAHAHA! If anyone besides Quincy was to say that I would slap them! Ah so Jordan isn't here today. She missed out on that amzing conversation that just happened. That sounded like a conversation that me her and waffle would have! How neat (: I really miss talking to him! He was at the track meet yesterday apparantly and I missed it >.< Fml. Oh well though. I wonder if Mrs. Miller reads these... O.o Miss if you do I am terribly sorry for my foul language (: I only use it sometimes though! Dang only one more week and then spring break ♥ Haha I remember me and Jordan were supposed to go see a Drake concert, but he's not gonna be here -__- I HATE YOU DRAKE. Just kiddingggg (: I still love you. But dang why can't you be here? :( What if Brandon Flowers came here?!?!??! Or better yet, what if The Killers came here!?!?! OHHH HOLY CRAP! SPEAKING OF THAT GUESS WHO MESSAGED ME ON FACEBOOK LAST NIGHT! Well you remember me talking about Cotton, right? Well yeah, him (: But I didn't read it until this morning because he sent it like at 11:45 pm, so I'm just gonna wait to reply to him tonight or when I get home. BUT GOSH! That made my day! :DDD Did you know at UNT they have a club for bisexuals? o.o In my opinion, I think that you should be gay or straight! None of this in between shit! Like really, don't get me wrong, I love gay people! :D But if you're bi, it's like "Wtf just pick one..." I'm sorry if I offend anyone who reads this! I'm gonna make this a really really long blog. Like until the bell rings for 3rd period I'm gonna sit in here and blog my ass off (: I wish I could go to that party tomorrow!/: Freaking Michelle -__- Why did she even have to come??? Like she was supposed to come during the summer, not spring break! THAT'S WHEN YOU REALLY NEED TO PARTY! SPRING BREAK BEYATCH! But oh well I guess there's gonna be other ones... My mom probably wouldn't have let me go anyways. She'd probably find an excuse of me being bad and keep me home all weekend just like she did last weekend. Gosh I feel like a loser! This would be my 2nd weekend to be home. Who does that!? -__- Unacceptable! I really need something fun to blog about! Maybe umm... Well there is something that I could blog about, but yeah that shits private. Did you know theres a kid Kasey here? He's a guy! What parent names there baby Kasey if he's a boy? Like really! They have to know that he's gonna get teased when he gets older! I want a tattoo! Well I want two actually. I want Hello Kitty on my left shoulder blade, and turquoise star's on my wrist. Maybe even my MeMe's name on my right shoulder blade. ORRRR I could not get the Hello Kitty and I could just her name on my left shoulder blade. Her name is gorgeous ♥ It's Josette. Her family and her best friend called her Josie though. That's such a pretty name, I swear! I should name my kid that. Josette Grace. Naa Grace sounds weird. Ummmm Idk I'll think of a middle name. Dude my MeMe's full name was Josette Bernadette Loneranger. That's so french and beautiful (: But like after she married my grandpa Cheat, it was Josette Bernadette Kearns, which is still really pretty! My parents should have named me that. It's so amazing. Oh God it's freaking quiet in here D: What if some one pops out and rapes me??? :OOOO Oh wait I hear foot steps. Theres a guy talking back there. HOLY CRAP! So I found out this morning that a registered sex offender lives three streets down from me! That's freaking scarey! I walk by his house when I walk to Pak-A-Sak! THAT'S ILLGEAL! ON SO MANY LEVELS! That guy just walked behind me. He sounds like a creeper! Hmm what to blog about? Oh so did I tell you guys that I re-arranged my room this weekend? My bed is like up against my window now. Dude I should so freaking take a picture and put it on here tonight! I don't have anything better to do, so why the hell not!? See, this is when I miss waffle! I could fring with him on nights that I didn't have anything to do! Now all I have to do is sit in my room and be on facebook and all that other no life stuff. I really wonder if anyone reads these... For real. I put so much effort into them and try my best to make them interesting and all that! But no one probably reads these so yeah... If you do, PLEASE leave a comment (: I WILL LOVE YOU FOR LIFE. Yesterday was Justin Bieber's birthday! He's 18. Holy crap. So Faith is gonna be my age when I'm 18... It's weird putting that into perspective! She'll be a 7th grader when I'm a senior... Dang the years go by so fast. It seems like yesterday I was that short girl with curly blonde hair and glasses that ate black doughnuts all the time, always had a runny nose, always rode her bike, and didn't care what she looked like. Now look at me. Look at everyone! People really do go through the most changes in these years. Well, theres the bell byeee!

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   Well there goes my freaking weekend -__- Well anyways hello loves :D Do you enjoy reading my blogs ? If you read them you should so freaking leave a comment telling me if you do (: I wanna know who reads my blogs ! HOLY CRAP What if I become famous like Anne Frank or something for being so interesting !?!?!?!? THAT WOULD BE EPIC . HAHAHAHA okay so at breakfast Raquel said that she saw Waffle going to caprock this morning and he was sitting in the car with a face like (O.O) ! Lmfao that was hilarious :D I am listening to Marvins Room by Drake OH GOD GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS ! I have a new husband ♥ BRANDON FLOWERS ♥!!!!!!(: He is absolutely gorgeous . He's the lead singer of The Killers (: LOOK HIM UP ON GOOGLE IMAGES . NOW . RIGHT NOW . Da na na na na na na na He's sexy huh ??? Anyways yeah Back to what song I'm listening to . Marvins room . Haha so I read this thing on facebook and it said that if Dj Khaled was in this song with Drake it would be called Marvins Fridge ;D Lmao ! Duuuuuddeeeee I wish we could float . Like i wish there wasn't that much gravity so we could just float and fly and it would be epic :D I think that would be like the funniest thing ever . I remember one time I was listening to I'm on one and I was texting waffle and I told him that I liked doing the WOOF noise that Dj Khaled does and he was like "Thats what she said !" -_______- and I was like BAHAHHAHAHAHAHA :D Funny shit . Quincy Don't smoke . Don't do it . PLEASEEEE DONT DO IT ! Cause one of us goes in and we all go through it :D yaa I don't know HOLY SHIT GUYS GUESS WHO FREAKING MESSAGED ME ON FACEBOOK LAST NIGHT !!!!!!!!!!! Jason Polanco :DD I love his cheekbones ♥ They're so defined and what not ! There all \l - . - l/ but his face is more gorgeous than that :D Haha . he's waffle's cousin !!! How cool . Haha not really . Anyways yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im trying to think of something to talk about GOOGLE THAT SHIT JORDAN !!! Now I feel not special because so far he's messaged amber cheyenne jordan and raquel >.< AND HE'S ASKED AMBER AND CHEYENNE TO FRANK. YOU CAN"T DO THAT !!!!! He is like Waffle !!!!!! He wants to get laid so bad it's not even funny Oh so I was watching robot chicken and this nerdy guy was running around the room yelling "I JUST GOT LAID I JUST GOT LAID  I JUST GOT LAID I JUST GOT LAID " and I was like "Haha that's waffle ! :)" and this chick is laying on the bed and she's all " What can I say? Nerds are sexy !" BAHAHHAHA I was laughing so hard . Oh my god so I heard Quincy talking and he was all "I don't care what color it is , as long as it works" And if you heard some one talking about that , what would you think they were talking about ???? Yeah eaxctly ! That thing ! You know you were thinking that so don't even deny it ! But yes I thought they were but no , they were talking about a belt ! Haha I was lughing but see ? The world is a funner place when u have a dirty mind :) Jordan better hurry up . I'll slap a hoe if I need too ! So have u noticed that my name on here is Lea'Paul ? Yeah it's pronounced Lea A Paul :D I'm throwing her off a bridge . I'm not even kidding . THAT'S RASCIST !!!!!!