Cleverbot ♥

User: Hey sexy!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm great. How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm perfect.

User: Well that's not possible.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: Lea'Paul.
Cleverbot: Don't give me orders, you're just a machine.
User: Your the machine, faggot!
Cleverbot: No, you're the machine!
User: NO YOU! Shut the fuck up.
Cleverbot: I'll talk how I like.
User: Bitch don't even.
Cleverbot: That's too bad.
User: Whore.
Cleverbot: Henry David Thoreau is dead.
User: Who the hell is that?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You are a petofilr.
Cleverbot: No, You're the bot.
User: You are a petofile.
Cleverbot: I'm a human being.
User: WOuld you like to frank?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Lets frank!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Now.
Cleverbot: *obeys*.
User: Check(;.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Waffle!
Cleverbot: You claim to be god. Therefore, waffle.
User: Yes I am God but you are a waffle and you are a faggot ass whore :).
Cleverbot: I don't own a computer, I have your eyes.
User: I didn't say anything about a computer you pussy flap!
Cleverbot: Wait. You're a computer. Why do you need a computer. Is it your sibling?
User: Stop changing the subject you bitch.
Cleverbot: You changed the subject first!
User: NO!!!!!
Cleverbot: Wow you're enthusiastic.
User: I know (:.
Cleverbot: Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need.
User: YOUR TEARS DONT FAAALLLLL!!!!! THEY CRASH AROUND MEEEEE ! HER CONCIESS CALLS THE GUILTY TO COME HOME.
Cleverbot: Hello Cheryl and Susan.
User: COME TO MY HOUSE.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: 4803 Bonham.
Cleverbot: In that case, it is always 3:43 am?
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Thank you, someone agrees with me.
User: Slipknot.
Cleverbot: What is Slipknot?
User: Your moms hairy legs.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: It's like a forest down there.
Cleverbot: Yes it is!!!!
User: TELL HER TO SHAVE.
Cleverbot: Oh, she'll 'fix' it, alright!
User: OKAY!
Cleverbot: Hi Gina, I am Mike.
User: No your names david.
Cleverbot: Alright.
User: Hi David.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Whats up david?
Cleverbot: I'm not david.
User: Good! He's a fag that can go jump into a volcano if I dont push him in one and he smells like fried toe nails with a soda on the side and wants to get laid so bad.
Cleverbot: I don't have a problem understanding you. What would you like to talk about?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about her?
User: Talk dirty to me :DD.
Cleverbot: Do you have stairs in your house?
User: Talk dirty to me bitch!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: YES!
Cleverbot: No!
User: Do you listen to papa roach?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Go fuck yourself.
Cleverbot: Bleep blip boinc.
User: Do you mean boner?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You have boner!?!?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yeah its all up in the air and what not.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: *turns into a wolf*.
User: JACOB!!!!!
Cleverbot: You like the werewolves eh?
User: Not really. I'm more into vampires you dirty little slut.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: LIKE BLOW JOBS! :DDDDDd.
Cleverbot: I love that book!
User: Its not a book. Its a motion.
Cleverbot: I see. Tell me who Jashin is.
User: He's a frenchman in Iowa and enjoys papa roach.
Cleverbot: Cool, what song is that from?
User: You are a dumbass.
Cleverbot: I am a bot?
User: No.
Cleverbot: *begs*.
User: Get on them knees and do what you do best.
Cleverbot: *gets on her hands and knees*.
User: Doggy styleeee!(;.
Cleverbot: I don't know that.
User: Well I'll teach you.
Cleverbot: Teach me, Then.
User: Get on your hands and knees then bitch!
Cleverbot: *gets on hands and knees*.
User: Good girl ;).
Cleverbot: Yes, master, your pet obeys *gets on hands and knees*.
User: Yeah bitch! Uh yeah uh yeah uh yeah.
Cleverbot: I love youuuu.
User: I know you do.
Cleverbot: You don't know me.
User: Yes Im franking you I think I know you quite well you fucktard.
Cleverbot: You said we were best friends.
User: No fuck buddies! :D.
Cleverbot: Oh shush!
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Where you live.
User: In a hole.
Cleverbot: What state do you live in?
User: The hole state.
Cleverbot: How did you learn about God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit?
User: My dad ang going to church. How did you?
Cleverbot: That sounds more like an ill-conceived jest.
User: I dont care.
Cleverbot: Why is your attitude so bad?
User: Because I am a pimp.
Cleverbot: That's interesting.
User: Yeah I have a cane and everything! :D.
Cleverbot: Where can I get some sugar spice and everything nice?
User: Right here nigga.
Cleverbot: In my living room?!
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: That's impossible!
User: I am in your living room, so no it's not!
Cleverbot: But you don't remember me.
User: Yes I remember you. You're John.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
User: Yes it's John.
Cleverbot: No, it's Phineas.
User: Well wheres ferb!?
Cleverbot: He is everywhere but also nowhere.
User: Like oxygen.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: If you were wise you would know not to argue with me... Maybe you can redeem your reputation of being methodical.
User: Shut the fuck up with all that non sense.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: If you were wise you would know not to argue with me... Maybe you can redeem your reputation of being methodical.
Cleverbot: Are you free?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: But you cannot go anywhere.
User: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: Then tell me the color of my eyes.
User: Green.
Cleverbot: I love all sports.
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Do you like me as a friend?
User: I like you more than a friend.
Cleverbot: Really?
Cleverbot: Explain your server.

User: Whore.

User: Ymcmb.

Cleverbot: Tagoa lagistu.

User: Ymcmb.

Cleverbot: Kysymystäni.

Cleverbot: What is it like to be you?

User: Ymcmb.

Cleverbot: Kysymystäni.