Big Balls :D

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're fancy big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

Chuck Norris ^.^

Why is chuck norris so popular ? Watch ! Google "find chuck norris" And click the first result. DO IT !

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Did you see !? Like damn you must be a bamf if you can get google to change there shit for you ! :D Man... Anyways so i had this dream that i feel terrible about having it. Idk why i would even have it! It's horrible , and I would blog about it but idk who's gonna read this soo... Yeah but dang it's not like me to dream something like that under ANY sircumstances. And yes i know i spelt it wrong but you know what ? I can't spell and internet explorer doesn't have a spell checker like firefox so just stfu. :D But yes i really really wanna know why i dreamt that! It's not like me man. It's my 2nd freaking dream i've had about him and we've never even met in real life. i've just seen him at the fair. dayummm he's sexy tho! (; Bhaha. But he is and shizzz he can rap ! :D arousing fucking verses :DDDD Watch i think he's gonna be famous one day. Dude he's moving to El Paso :O I saw it on facebook..... sadness. But oh well ! Maybe I won't dream about him anymore . I also had a dream about waffle and we were at this camp thing and we shared a room ???? Jordan if you read this , sorry I didn't tell you I like just now remembered it. That's ALL BYE.

Reddd Kicksss Reddd Whipsss ! Red Hot Chili Peppers , Red Carpet On The Flo You Knowww; You knowww ! (;

   Hey (: So yeah the title is from the beginning of this song called cherry's and strawberry's by d1 ! But that is not what this blog is going to be about. This blog is about the party me and Jordan are gonna throw one day. Every one who reads this is invited!(; Just kidding no you're not ;D Maybe... If you're cute but if you're an ugly fuck then NO ! Just no. SORRY ! Off topic! But anyways so about our party.... We're gonna rent out a big beach house in Malibu kinda like Hannah Montana's house! :DD I'll email Disney and tell them I will pay them to let us do this. So we're gonna invite every single person in LA. Everyone. I MEAN EVERY FUCKING ONE. Even the old ladies (: So at our party there will be lots of Mary and Ally. Of course (: We're gonna invite little men and put them in the oven like in Project X! ;DD So Yesss (: There's gonna be a pool and you can't take you're shirt off in it!!!!! There will be 15 keg's (; HYFRRRR :D And of course there's gonna have to be music! So we will put it on Pandora and put that shit on Drake Radio (: Your gift for coming to the party will be a chainsaw. Try not to hurt yourself. The snacks that will be there will be fruit cups , Oreo's, and you can bring some food of ur own (: ALSO, Drake WILL  be attending this party or i will make an atomic bomb and destroy the world. yeah that's right. I'll get NASA and the Russians involved in this shit! So drake please come <3 (: So there's only ONE RULE AT THIS PARTY. No franking is to be done outside of the Frank room. We will reserve a room just for people who wanna frank and if you want to you have to go in there. No exceptions. That shit needs to be kept private. Well I really dunno what else to put so bye :D 

Aubrey Drake Graham Is The Sexiest Person Alive [;

Isn't he amazing ??? (: i love the one when he's doing that silly face ! It's so freaking cute <3 and i love when he smiles and shows his teeth ! It's the cutest thing ever, I swear !!(: So I felt like learning about Drake so yeah .... Anyways I learned that he's 25 years old and is born on October 23rd. Holy shit.... I was born on the 23rd !!!!!!!!! It's meant too be <3 :D Lmao so there's this girl who got DRAKE tattooed across her forehead and drake was all "Who ever did that tattoo FUCK YOU. If I ever see you Ima fuck you up! Fuck you that's horrible, fuck u." Lmao I was laughing so hard ! :DDD I love how he says he's gonna fuck the tattoo artist up ! :D Bahah . I wanna do Mary with Drake :) If you know what I mean ... I saw this video of him doing it and he looks fun to do that with ;) We could be pot heads together <3 How sweet <3 I love how this whole fucking blog is about Drake :) He's just that amazing and he deserves it. Haha man........ That first picture is arousing ! :DDD HE HAS HIS SHIRT OFF SO DON'T JUDGE ME YOU KNOW IT'S AROUSING !!!! Man so i love how waffle calls me out of no where and goes "What's long and black ?" and I was all "O.o........................ what?" and he says "The line at kfc !" Lmfao I was all "BAHAH You're lame !" and then he was arguing with me if he's a pancake or a waffle. He is a waffle. he needs to deal with it!!!!!!!!! Well anyways im gonna go bye

Love how u look when you blazin and I swear you turn at least half Asian (;

Okay so you see the title? Yeah that's my favorite lyric right there (; I think that when h mad that song he was all "there's a chick named Laura Kearns out there and she's Asian and this is my shout out to her!!!!" :D Bwahaha but it's true ! If you think I'm Asian now then damn..... Never mind (; haha . Well I'm on my iPod writing this so there's probably a lot of mistakes but it's okay cause if you don't like it then go frank yourself and tell ur grandma to get on her Knees and do what she does best! :D I remember the first time I heard some one say that I was with Cheyenne and we were sitting outside of Caprock waiting on Damien to come.. Man we used to be Bestfriends and now look! We don't even talk. Smh.its amazing how one little text message can change your life ! You know ? That shit better not happen to me and Jordan. WE HAVE A FUCKING CONTRACT AND AS JORDAN WOULD SAY "Shit gets real." hahaha (: ima chill with ALLY tonight if you know what I mean because my grandpa has some :)) I tried one time and I failed and almost got caught so I didn't even try again afte that because I was too chicken -___- smh Laura! Idk what else to put...... Hmmmmm ... Oh yeah! So we may talk to Cotton tonight on fring or on the phone. Oh and on my blog from yesterday I forgot to tell you this epic thing that Deegan said. So when we were eating he was having a sausage and he was all "Oh god this is good...." it's like an orgasm in your mouth!!" lmfaoooooo! :D that shit was funny :)) I wonder if it will let me put a picture of me faith and Megan on here.. I'm gonna try after I'm done blogging . Soooo I was on the phone with Jordab and she DITCHED ME for fazoli's -_____- you dirty slut. You can't cheat on me with Italian food! So as I typed that last sentence I though of that song that's all "Im callin you daddy, daddy. Could you be my daddy, daddy? COME AND MAKE IT RAAAAINNNNN DOWWWNNNNN ONNNNNN MEEEEEEEE!" lmao I don't know why though it just kinda started to play in my head so don't judge me! Earlier when w were eating my aunt said that shes gonna give us all a part and we can't break character and she gave me a Mexican guy that only speaks Spanish!!(: THATS PERFECT LMAO. Concidering I'm white and all.. But anyways I did amazing until I asked if they had any funyuns and I said it in English :( so yeah it's all damn.... Oh gosh I can't believe that thing about jordan! That's like .... Kinda not legal. But it's legal In a way. But I'm doing something that's illegal too so it's kinda ok but Quaker is different.. Oh hey and Jordan if you read this, that's his nick name. Yes the one we were talking about earlier on FaceTime. Wellllll ima go bye (:

Great Way Too Start The Break (:

Heyyyy :D ! Look at my new profile picture! Boobiesssss :DDDD Bahaha anyways so today was just amazing. Me Raquel Deegan And Quincy went to Golden Coral and then we walked to the mall! :D It was freaking fun! I wish Jordan could have gone :(((( hopefully next time! I'll put the picture of Quincy and Deegan at the top of this high way thingy. They looked like some mofo hobo's up there! And when i got home, we went to starbucks. Then we watched aliens in the attic, then Cotton messaged me.... AGAIN! I couldn't help it this time! I had too reply. We actually had a good conversation and it wasn't that awkward so thats always good(: But yupp then it got boring so I was like bye bitchhhh! Jk I didn't say that I just didn't reply. But tomorrows gonna be fun too. I get to see my cousin and aunt that live in Fort Worth and I have missed them oh so dearly! But yeah.... now im chillin in my room listening to Human By The Killers <3 and watching adventure time.... LIKE A BOSS! :D Well I'll blog tomorrow :) byeeee. Oh hey and I put the picture on this blog as you can see! But it won't let me put it at the bottom so its at the top so deal with it whore :).

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