Hilarious Fails :)

Okay so you see that chick with the Drake tattoo !? Yeah , up there ^ !!! HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT TO YOURSELF !?!? Like really , I love drake but damn , not that much -__- you're not ever gonna get with hi with a face like that .. smdh -_______________________-

Play with the webcam (;

Take A Shot For Me ♥ **

[Drake - Verse 1]
I can see it in your eyes: you’re angry
Regret got shit on what you’re feeling now
Mad cause he ain’t like me
Oh you mad cause nobody ever did it like me
All the care I would take, all the love that we made
Now you’re trying to find somebody to replace what I gave to you
It’s a shame you didn’t keep it: Alicia, Katia
I know that you gon hear this: I’m the man
Yeah I said it! Bitch I’m the man
Don’t you forget it
The way you walk, that’s me
The way you talk, that’s me
The way you’ve got your hair up: did you forget that’s me?
And the voice in your speaker right now: that’s me
And the voice in your ear: that’s me
Can’t you see that I made it? Yeah I made it
First I made you who you are, then I made it
And you’re wasted with your ladies
Yeah I’m the reason why you always getting faded

[Hook]
Take a shot for me, ooooh
Take a shot for me, ooooh
Take a shot for me
A shot for me
A shot for me

[Drake - Verse 2]

Ok look: I’m honest
Girl I can’t lie: I miss you
You and the music were the only things that I commit to
I never cheated, for the record, back when I was with you
But you believe in everything but me girl, I don’t get you
She says I know you changed, I never see you
Cause you’re always busy doing things
I really wish she had a different way of viewing things
I think the city that we’re from just kinda ruined things
It’s such a small place: not much to do but talk and listen
The men are jealous and the women all in competition
And now your friends telling you stories that you often misinterpret
And taint all the images of your “Mr. Perfect”
I could tell that you been crying all night, drinking all summer
Praying for your happiness, hope that you recover
This is one I know you hated when you heard it
And it’s worse because you know that I deserve it..

[Hook]

May your neighbours respect you
Trouble neglect you, angels protect you
And heaven accept you..

Hahaha Ok Than (:

  Hi . Well Waffle decided to delete me and Jordan off Facebook ? Wtf .. What a freaking attention seeker ! He was like "Don't talk to me, u or Jordan .. Leave me alone .. " Stuff like that so I was like "Kay fine bye ." And Like 30 minutes later he texted both of us twice and said hey and we didn't reply . So He texted us AGAIN and goes "Fine I Was Jk About That But I Wont Talk To U Guys Again Bye" And I told him "Bye ." This fool ! He always does this crap , I swear . I'm tired of him and his crap . He can go find some new friends :) Ugh dude I got to stay home today while everyone else went to school ;) WHAT NOW BEETCHESSS ! Hahaha it's freaking cold and snowey outside , & I slept until 7:28 and freaking Jordan texted me and was like "Are you coming today ???" And woke me up ! Gosh Jordan -______- Haha (: Jk Dude . But what sucks is that I haven't been able too see Cotton for 4 days straight ! Cause he wasn't there yesterday. Freaking beyatch -_- Jk Cotton I ♥ Chuuuu :)) Haha gosh but I am kinda pissed cause of that whole Waffle thing .. It's like he's secretly a girl and is on his lampshade! But oh well Ima go play duck cause that's what pimps do on there days off sooo byeee :)  

Blogging On A Sunday, Even More Like A BO$$ !

  Hey :) So I just got back from Jordan's house. Haha we fell asleep watching the hangover ! It was a dirty movie so I was like oh screw this and went to sleep. But it made loud noises and gosh it woke me up so Jordan turned it off :) Haha okay so freaking Waffle .. I'm gonna read ya'll the texts. 
Me: I'm bored
Waffle: Go To China 
Me: NO THE JIZZ PEOPLE ARE ALL THERE ! IT'S ALL OVER THE NEWS. 
Waffle: Haha jizz Is All Over The News ?
Me : Yes and in China 
Waffle: They R Going To Jizz On You :0 
Me: Oh helllll noooo ! 
Waffle: What If They Know Where U Live :0 
Me: Then I'm screwed . 
Waffle: Lmao 
Me: What if they knew where you live ?! 
Waffle: Ill Jizz On Them Lmao 
Me: Soooo it's like a jizz war ! :o
Waffle: Hahah Yes !
Me: They're going to your house ! D:
Waffle: :0 I Have To Get Ready 
Me: Yes prepare your baby carrot :) 
Waffle: Its Not A Baby Carrot -__- 
Me: Haha well what ever it is, Get it ready !
Waffle: Lol 
Me: Hahahha (: 
Waffle : Help Me Prepare ! 
Me : How o.o 
Waffle: Idk Help Though 
Me: Haha
Waffle : Help Me !!!
Me: Sorry your on your own kid . 
Waffle : Nooooo 
Me: Okay I'm coming 
Waffle: Alright Hurry 
Me: Wait hold on Ima take a shower ! 
Waffle: Ha okay


*23 minutes goes by* 


Waffle: I fought them off !
Me: Good Job waffle (: 
Waffle : Haha help Me Prepare For The Next War 
Me: How D:
Waffle: U Know (; Lol 




Hahha this freaking kid ! That was like the most funniest conversation we have ever had in our natural born lives (: Dude and Israel kept calling me demon child last night ! -________- I AM AN ANGEL SENT FROM HEAVEN ABOVE SO HE CAN JUST STFU ! Lord . It is so quiet in my house . I think they like all left or something . It makes me sad cause last night when I asked if I could stay the night with Jordan my dad told me that he thought that I never wanted to spend time with my family and all I cared about was my "little friends" like wtf -.- I always try too talk to him and he either talks to me like OI'm a little kid or doesn't even try to talk to me . So why even bother ? Idk why but I still do . I love my family but they sure don't think so I guess ! Ugh . Anyways Happy thoughts , Laura .Happy thoughts(: I got a freaking pillow pet ! He was $25 and I bought him with my very own freaking money. Oh yes I am just that cool . Oh and I think I'm gonna fail my semester in eCombo. When I said that I was gonna go study in my last blog, I went to sleep (; I have like 14 missing assignments ... And I didn't even do my speech (: Haha I don't really care . I made some amazing memories in that class when I was just messing around, so who cares ;D Plus I can always retake it in high school ! So yes . If I worked hard in that class I would have never been able to blog ! So think about that . Y'all stalkers would know nothing about me if it wasn't for me messing around in 1st period ! :DD  

Blogging On A Saturday : Like A B0$$ ♥

  Jordan thinks I don't listen to her ! And yes I do (: She wants to buy a new freezer and stuff herself in it D: Not acceptable .. Anyways, were talking about tortilla skin that her mom has ! Haha dude okay so I just said the meanest thing ever ! I feel so bad, like no lie . We were talking about how this guy is really mean, and I said something about his proactive face ;D I feel bad about it tho . Cause I AM TOO AND HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK BUT I DID ANYWAYS CAUSE I'M COOL LIKE THAT . I love coffee so much like literally I don't think I would be as strange as I am today if I didn't drink it (: It completes me ! Okay so yesterday me and Jordan went to this concert thing at a church and it was sooo good ! It made me wanna cry /: In fact I did ! OH SHHIII I GOTTA DO MY ASSIGNMENTS ! FOR ECOMBO SO HOLD THE HELLLL ONNNN ! I'LL BE  BACK 

Ugh Gosh ! Upsetnesss !

  Okay so yes I know it is he third blog that I've done today but it's my blog so you can suck it (; Anyways I am upset ! This bitch Muffin (Not his real name) Decides to trip me outside ! And the bad thing is that Cotton was right there ! Cotton didn't laugh or anything but he didn't slap muffin either . I got grass stains on my pants and ugh I was so embarrassed :\ I really wanna tell Cotton that I like him but what if he doesn't feel the same ?? What if he thinks I'm weird for liking him .. See gosh . Well I remember one time , I read this quote . It said "I would rather live my life with more Oh well's that What if's .. Meaning that I would rather tell him , and if he doesn't like me it's like "Oh well he doesn't like me .." But if I never do tell him it's like "Well what if he does like me .. ?" So yeah I don't even know what to do ! Man I just had a thought ! What if he was trying to reach out and talk to me !? Cause one time he messaged me on Facebook and I didn't know what to say so I just never replied . And another time he commented on my status and just said "yea" And I didn't reply cause I still didn't know what to say ! I get so nervous around him ! It's not even funny . Like when he asked me to borrow some lotion my hands were shaking when I gave it to him ! I wonder if he noticed .. I hope so (: Now maybe he knows that I do like him . Or maybe he thinks I have Parkinson's disease -___- Damn . Gosh I make the dumbest decisions sometimes ! Ugh only if I would have messaged him back on Facebook just one more time , he would have asked me for my number /: GOSH WHY AM I SO DUMB !? See look I'm typing really properly and everything is spelled right ! That's when you know I'm sad ! When I'm hyper and what not , I type not properly and just terribly . But now my mood is "-________,-" See look , there was a tear in that angry and annoyed face .  So I'm pissed and sad . Not a good combination .  Well I have to go cause I'm really sleepy . Goodnight bloggers .

Drake yo ^__^ ♥

[Drake - Verse 1]
Don’t it seem like, like I’m always there when it matters
But missing most of the other time, a terrible pattern
The rewards I see from working made me an addict
Theres way more people that want it than people that have it
I dont get it, I would hate to think I tricked ‘em
They fall victim to my system, guess I sure know how to pick ‘em
And I’m always her regret, yeah, I’m always her regret
And I always make it harder on whoever’s coming next
It goes up and down, it’s just up and down
She’s crying now but she’ll laugh again
Cause we on the rise and she here with us
In expensive shit, just keeps happening
She loves it, she stares at me like who does this
And we hold hands while I pray that she’s not the type to hold grudges
I’m wrong..

[Mary J Blige]
Bad boys aint no good
Good boys aint no fun
Lord knows that I should
Run off with the right one

[Chorus]
Me and Mr Wrong get along so good (so good)
Even though he breaks my heart so bad (so bad)
We got a special thing going on
Me and Mr Wrong (mister wrong)
Even if I try, no, I never could
Give him up cause his loves like that
Aint no way that I’m moving on
I love my Mr Wrong

Hung up off your good
You calling, I run
My fan is screaming at me don’t do it
Dont do it baby
I guess they never had none

[Chorus]

When he put that loving on me, I can’t think of nothing
That’ll make me walk out
I’m holding on
I love my Mr Wrong
He be kissing and touching on me
I can’t help but love him
I must be out my mind
For going so strong
I love my Mr Wrong

[Chorus]
Me and Mr Wrong get along so good (so good)
Even though he breaks my heart so bad (so bad)
We got a special thing going on
Me and Mr Wrong, (mister wrong)
Even if I try, no, I never could
Give him up cause his loves like that
Aint no way that I’m moving on
I love my Mr Wrong

Slapped with a cheesestick.

  Haha Deegan got slapped in the face with a cheese stick ! :DD Okay anyways , yesterday was freaking awesome . Cotton got a hair cut ! He cut off his little mo-hawk (: It's sooo adorable ! He looks even more like a baby now haha . Anyways yesterday he started going through my bag , and he got to the compartment with all my perfumes , lotions , and lip gloss and what not . And he goes "Gosh !" and I said "What ???" And He said "You have a lot of sprays in here ! No wonder you smell so good " :DDDDDDD Hahaha I hope that was a compliment o.o Well Jordan said It was so I'm guessing it is ! (: Yesterday Waffle wasn't boring either ! He was freaking funny (: But when we got off the phone he was freaking nasty ! He goes "I <3 ( . )( . )" -_____- I was like ":OOOOO" And he said "Lol" And I said "Waffle, I know it's Wednesday but gosh ! You don't have to touch yourself when you're texting me !" And he said "Jizz Lol" And I go "AND WAFFLE JIZZED IN HIS PANTSSSS !" And he said "No" and I said "Yes" And he said "All over ur face! Lmao" And I said "No waffle -.-" And then he had to go haha (: I sweaaaar ! The conversations we have sometimes (: Hopefully Me Him & Jordan are gonna go and get our pictures taken with Santa ! YES I still believe in Santa ! If you have a problem with it then go tell your grandma to get on her knees and do what she does best (; Haha. I was listening to Addicted when I went to sleep last night and Gosh it is freaking stuck in my head ! I just love it ♥ I don't even know why ! I mean, I've heard cute love songs before but this one is different ! I sound like a cheeser ! Gosh I'm just cheesing it up over here . But really if you know what is good for your soul GO LOOK IT UP ! <3333 RIGHT NOW OR ME AND JORDAN AND WAFFLE WILL FLY YOU TO CALIFORNIA AND THROW YOU OFF A PIER ! YES I KNOW I PROBABLY SPELT IT WRONG BUT HONEY BADGER DON'T GIVE A SHHHHIIII*** (; Haha okay so as you can see I am very hyper (: Like extra hyper cause I had 3 cups of coffee instead of two , cause my mom didn't feel good today so she didn't make herself any so yeah the hyperness is quite great. I hate it when some one besides Jordan talk to me in all caps ! It's like there freaking screaming at you for no apparent reason ! Just shut the front door.. and haha Idk where I was going with that but I'm not erasing it cause I don't wanna. Jordan what time does this class end since we're on college readiness schedule ???? JORDAN JORDAN JORDAN JORDAN JORDAN JORDAN JORDAN JORDAN JORDAN JORDAN JORDAN JORDAN  JOQWA2xde  D:<<<<< OH HELLLLLLL TO THE MUFFIN NO ! -_____- Thank you (: I am done good byeeee ! Wait dude they forced us to feed these people in Africa ! COME TO EFFING AMERICA OR ADVANCE YOUR DAMN COUNTRY IF YOU'RE SO HUNGRY ! I know It sounds mean, but dang, why should we waste our time and money to help people who can help themselves ? Ugh gosh I am such a conservative (: Yup that's how I was raisedddd (; Okay well now I'm really gonna go bye .

Prince Royce ♥;

^________^ ♥♥

372 Days To Liveeee ! (Maybe)

  Hi(: Okay so If you believe that the worlds gonna end on December 21st 2012, then yeah there's only 372 more day's ! I kinda believe it and I kinda don't. Cause like I was watching the history channel, and they were talking about it and they had some really really good points! I forgot them or I would tell you about them haha. But on December 21st (in one week exactly) I am going to start living my freaking life up ! I'm gonna do what I want :D And be a very hyper person. Hyper than I already am! So yes then I know I lived my life to the fullest. Okay so I remember something from the history channel ! It had to do with the Mian's (Mion's ... Idk how to spell it, but it's staying mian!) and there ancient calender. It said something about how all the planet's are gonna be in one big line, perfectly lined up, and the gravitational force is gonna be so big that there just gonna crash into each other and run into the sun. That sounds like a good explanation, but Idk if it's true. Oh and Jordan told me it's Mayan ! So yeah Myan's calender(: Okay so we only have one year and a week to live! But really what I think is gonna happen, is there's gonna be so much chaos and everyone will be running around the street's naked with a bazooka and shooting people ! & That's how I think people are gonna die. Shhhiiii I'm digging a hole and staying in there so hopefully I don't die. So just in case it does happen I'm gonna be a freak and do what ever I want no matter what no one says :DD AND IF YOU THINK I'M WEIRD YOU CAN LMS!!!!!!!!! LIKE MY STATUS ! GOSH WHAT DID YOU THINK I MEANT !?!?!? LICK MY SACK !?!?! Dang you perverted little freak. -______- Haha I am so bored. I really Wish  I had some work to do cause to tell you the truth blogging is kinda getting boring when you really have nothing special too blog about ! D; Oh so yesterday, nothing really happened with Cotton /: Except that I forgot my line and asked him what it was and he told me and laughed(: Oh and yesterday my friend J'Dyn was pushing me in the hallway and Cotton was standing next to me and watching him slide me!(: Haha and he was looking at us all weird I think. I don't really know cause I was staring ahead and trying to keep my balance(: Ohhh so yesterday I didn't get the chance to upload me singing addicted! I was so sleepy. I went to bed at 7, and woke up at 9 cause Mrs. Jordan Over here texted me at 9 and woke me up! -.- Haha jk jordan. But you really did and waffle ! Haha he is such a freak(: I'm gonna see if i can down load addicted and put it on here or something cause this blog is not complete with out that legit song ♥♥ Okay I'm gonna sing my favorite line too you. 


Lmfao jordan -________- okay for real here i go 


Let's rent a movie tonight, and snuggle up inside, oooh uuhuh mm yayayee, and when the credits arrive, I'll be by your side, letting you know .. I am addicted to your touch ♥

Awww so cute <333333 ** Look it deserves a heart with 6 three's and two stars ♥ That is how much I am in love with that song! It freaking gives me butterflies. I just love it. It reminds me SOOOOOOO much of Cotton. When I hear it all I can think of is his gorgeous freaking face(: Okay I'm going so i can read all this byeeee.

Pursuit of happieness(:

VERSE 1:
Crush a bit, little bit, roll it up, take a hit
Feelin’ lit feelin’ light, 2 am summer night.
I don't care, hand on the wheel, drivin drunk, I'm doin’ my thang
Rollin the Midwest side and out livin’ my life getting’ out dreams
People told me slow my roll I'm screaming out fuck that
Imma do just what I want lookin’ ahead no turnin’ back
if I fall if I die know I lived it till the fullest
if I fall if I die know I lived and missed some bullets

CHORUS
I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know everything that shine ain't always gonna be gold
I'll be fine once I get it, I'll be good. x2

VERSE 2:

Tell me what you know about dreamin’ dreamin’
you don't really know about nothin’ nothin’
tell me what you know about them night terrors every night
5 am, cold sweats wakin’ up to the skies
tell me what you know about dreams, dreams
tell me what you know about night terrors, nothin’
you don't really care about the trials of tomorrow
rather lay awake in a bed full of sorrow

CHORUS:

I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know everything that shines ain't always gonna be gold
I'll be fine once I get it, I'll be good


CHORUS:

I'm on the pursuit of happiness. I know everything that shines ain't always gold
I'll be fine once I get it, I'll be good. x2

CHORUS:

I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know everything that shines ain't always gonna be gold, hey
I'll be fine once I get it, yeah, I'll be good

I'm on the pursuit of happiness
And I know everything that shines ain't always gonna be gold, hey
I'll be fine once I get it, yeah
I'll be good

Pursuit of happiness, yeah
I don’t get it, I’ll be good

Who is Marvin Gaye and Chardonay o_________O

Okay so there's this song and it's like "THIS ONES DEDICATED TO LITTLE MARVIN GAYE AND CHARDONAY!" Who are those guys??? And Why is Marvin Gaye little? Like is it a kid or a baby or...? Haha I dunno random thought(: And Oh Lord Cotton is single! I saw it on his facebook, and he had 6 girls like it -__- One of them was that chick that looked like this *Squints eyes and raises eye brows and makes mouth get all big* And yes they need to back up(; Haha Okay so when me and Jordan were walking to the cafeteria this morning, Marcus popped out of no where and was like "WHY DID YOU BREAK UP WITH ISRAEL!? I'M SO ASHAMED OF YOU! ITS CAUSE HES FAT!!!!! YOUR SOOO PREJUDICE!" Hahahha(: But that makes no sense what so ever cause when your prejudice, it means racist! Not against fat people! But yeah that's not why I broke up with him! I did because I like Cotton way too much and because we don't really know each other. Plus I don't even like him ! I don't know why i thought I did in the first place. So this morning I was listening to my most favorite song ever. It is just the cutest love song I have ever heard in my life! ♥ It makes me think of Cotton /: It makes me sad dude. Okay so last night me and Jordan were discussing my asianess! I was like "JORDAN YOUR FREAKING LUCKY ! MY EYES ARE LIKE ._. AND YOURS ARE ALL O_O" And she said "Haha no there more like -_- But that's okay !" And I said "NOT THERE . ! NO WHERE NEAR - !!!!!" Hahaha the things we kids talk about these days(: Oh yeah and yesterday I was putting on lotion, and cotton was all "Ayyy your not gonna share?" (Ahhh he said ayyy like the cma he is♥) and I laughed and gave him some(: dang why does he have to be so cute?! Ugh I wanna like text him sooo bad but If I ask for it what if he doesn't wanna give it to me? /: Whatever tho haha I got my nigga waffle to text ;D He is so freaking lucky! His dad lives in California and he gets to go there over Christmas break and in the summer. And he told me his dad has a friend who works in Disneyland and they get in for free some times! I was like "Ahhh watch Ima move there some day and leave you here!" Hahaha(: Jordan what time do we leave this class??? JORDAN JORDAN ANSWER ME JORDAN JORDAN JORDAN JORDAN AYYY YO CRACKSSS! Hahaha lmfao Ima tell you this story(: So I was with my friend Breanna one time and we were walking in "The hood" as I was calling it. Anyways these cbga's came up to us and just looked at us. I was like "WE DO NOT WANT YOUR CRACK !" And one of them goes "Ayyy we don't wanna..." And by that point I was sprinting down the street leaving Breanna there(: I COULD HAVE GOTTEN RAPED OK!? But they were so cute so technically... Haha I'm just kidding It would still be considered rape ! Okay so yeah. I really have nothing else good to blog about. Oh wait okay so when I get home I'm gonna sing Addicted and put a video of it on youtube so look me up ! My names LauraaYo24 okay?(: And comment or something so I can know how I did okay? :D Okay well byeeee.

Monday, Monday, Gotta See Cotton On Monday ! :D

  Hiii :) Okay so me and Jordan Just finished our semester test for eCombo. I'm scared I'm gonna fail like Rafael did /: & Yes I called him Rafael & not Waffle! I decided that since me him & Jordan Are like freaking bestie's now that I should call him by his real name cause he calls us by our real name haha :D But Yeah He told us that he just talked In here and never did any work and Me and Jordan blog most the time in here ! So that's why I'm kinda worried. He is like In love with Jordan ! Like no lie! She had all these guys all over her this weekend haha ! Anyways I have a new favorite song! It's called Addicted by Prince Royce ♥ I am just in love with that song ! It gives me goose bump's haha (: I find It funny that Sweet songs like Addicted remind me of Cotton and Songs like She Will remind Johanna Of Dellie :D But yes look it up or go to my last blog and read the lyrics ! It will just make your whole freaking day. Anyways so I woke up this morning and everyone was in a bad mood! I was all happy cause I get to see Cotton and My mom was like LAURA WAKE YOUR D*** SISTER UP!!!!! & I was like gosh -__- And I didn't wake her up because I'm a bad cookie like that. But Yes I'm wearing this shirt and it's all flowery and what not & DUUUDE I LOST MY BRACELET AND BELLA FOUND IT FOR ME. HOLD ON !!!!!!!!!

Prince Royce - Addicted ♥

Oh yeah oh

Sleeping in, Sunday morning
Bodies intertwined
Playing fake, we're awake
But we don't wanna rise
I saved a place on my chest
For you to rest your head on me
A part of me is a mess
I must confess
It's time to come clean

[Chorus:]
I am addicted to your touch
No other woman's made me want it this much
I can not resist the warmth of your hips
A single serving is never enough
'Cause I'm addicted to your touch

Ooh oh

My schedule is yours today
I'm not in a rush
You could be my little coffee bean
And I will be the mug
Let's rent a movie tonight
And snuggle up inside
Oh uh yayyayyee
And when the credits arrive
I'll be by your side, letting you know

[Chorus:]
I am addicted to your touch
No other woman's made me want it this much
I can not resist the warmth of your hips
A single serving is never enough
'Cause I'm addicted to your touch

Oh

I want your neck
I want your shoulders
I want to be the only one that holds ya
I want your legs, I want your arms
I wanna be inside your heart

If I don't have you next to me, I'll probably lose my sanity
I am hooked on you... Addicted

[Chorus x2:]
I am addicted to your touch 
No other woman's made me want it this much
I can not resist the warmth of your hips
A single serving is never enough
'Cause I'm addicted to your touch

Cotton ... ♥

  Haha okay. COTTON IS SOO CUTE♥ Soo I broke up with Strawberrie (aka fluffie) & Ha This bitch brought me and Jordan up, just cause she's a jealous lil hoe , and said "F*** LAURA ! F*** JORDAN !" Hahahha  I find that kinda funny now that I think about It! Me & Jordan have done absolutely nothing to her :) But oh well ! Oh yes I'm On One Just came on Pandora ! :D This is an excellent song to listen to when your pissed off for some reason! & The reason that I'm pissed off Is because Cotton was going out with this one chick and she cheated on her! Like wtf!? How are you gonna cheat on that beautiful face? (: Haha oh shid my freaking lamp shade is a bitch. Oh so I was on the phone with Jordan & Waffle earlier and my lamp shade was making me sooo mad & I was hurting like crap ! :\ So I was like "Waffle is a whore. Waffle is a whore. Waffle is a whore. Waffle is a whore. Waffle is a whore. Waffle is a whore. Waffle is a whore. Waffle is a whore. Waffle is a whore. Waffle is a whore. Waffle is a whore. Waffle is a whore. Waffle is a whore. Waffle is a whore. Waffle is a whore. Waffle is a whore." Yes it made him mad (: Then I said "Waffle is a whore who has crabs!" ... Or something like that hahah (: & Yes it was very funny, but not to waffle. OHHH DUUUDE SOOOO this morning I put on facebook "It looks so pretty outside :)" Cause it was all frosty and what  not. And so Cotton commented and guess what he said ........ HE SAID "yea" :DDDDDD Whyyyyyy The Hellllllll would you just comment & say "yea"?(: Like you must really wanna say something to me If you just wanna say "yea" on my status ha (: Yeah so he's online and I put on there just now "Gonna try to 
stay up all night. Text me (:" Soooo maybe he'll see It and be like "OOOO I GOTTA 
MESSAGE HER!" :D and we'll just be the happiest persons ever (: Haha sooo I'm a stalker and i edited a photo of him and I saved it :D Well yeah waffle called me so ima go bye ! (:

Lucky By Jason Mraz [:

Do you hear me,
I'm talking to you
Across the water across the deep blue ocean
Under the open sky, oh my, baby I'm trying
Boy I hear you in my dreams
I feel your whisper across the sea
I keep you with me in my heart
You make it easier when life gets hard

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Ooohh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

They don't know how long it takes
Waiting for a love like this
Every time we say goodbye
I wish we had one more kiss
I'll wait for you I promise you, I will

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Lucky we're in love every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday

And so I'm sailing through the sea
To an island where we'll meet
You'll hear the music fill the air
I'll put a flower in your hair
Though the breezes through trees
Move so pretty you're all I see
As the world keeps spinning round
You hold me right here right now

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
I'm lucky we're in love every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday

Ooohh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooooh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Ahh This Song Is Great ^__^ ♥

[Rihanna]
I know you've been hurt, by, someone else.
I can tell by the way, you carry yourself.
If you let me, here's what I'll do.
I'll take care of you.
I've loved and I've lost.

[Drake] [Verse1]
I've asked about you, and they told me things,
But, my mind didn't change and I still feel the same
What's a life with no fun, please don't be so ashamed.
I've had mine, you've had yours.
We both know, we know.
They won't get you like I will,
My only wish is I die real,
Cause that truth hurts and those lies heal.
And you can't sleep thinking that he lies still.
So you cry still, tears all in her pillowcase,
Big girls all get a little taste, oh
Pushing me away, so I give her space oh.
Dealing with a heart that I didn't break.
I'll be there for you, I will care for you
I keep thinking you just don't know.
Tryna run from that, say you done with that,
On your face girl it just don't show.
When your ready, just say your ready.
When all the baggage just ain't as heavy,
And the party's over just don't forget me.
We'll change the pace, and we'll just go slow.

[Hook] [Drake]
You won't ever have to worry.
You won't ever have to hide.
And you have seen all my mistakes,
So look me in my eyes.   

 
[Rihanna]
Cause if you let me, here's what I'll do.
I'll take care of you.
I've loved and I've lost.

[Verse 2] [Drake]
It's my birthday, I'll get high if I want to,
Can't deny that I want you,
But I'll lie if I have to. Cause you don't say you love me,
To your friends when they ask you.
Even though we both know that you do, you do.
One time, been in love one time.
You and all your girls in the club one time.
All so convinced that you're following your heart,
Cause your mind don't control what it does sometimes.
We all have our nights though,
Don't be so ashamed.
I've had mine, you've had yours.
We both know, we know.

[Hook]
You hate being alone when you ain't the only one.
You hate the fact that you bought the dream
When they sold you one.
And you love your friends,
But somebody should have told you somethin,
To save you.
Instead they say...

("Don't tell me, I don't care, if you hurt.
I don't tell you, you don't care if you're true.
Don't tell me, I don't care, if you hurt.
I don't tell you, you don't care, if you're true.")

[Rihanna]
I know you've been hurt, By, someone else.
I can tell by the way, you carry yourself.
If you let me, here's what I'll do.
I'll take care of you.
I've loved and I've lost

Friday Biaatchhh !(:

  Okay. I. Am. In. A. Terrible. Mood. -______- But I can't say anything or SOME PEOPLE Will be like "Oooh Laura Stfu Blah Blah Blah !" So yeah. Anyways haha I love how Raquel said that Deegan Quincy & Michal are fiesty today (; So yeah yesterday Fluffie Asked me out... Ftw >.< CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID !?!? I SAID YES ! AND YOU KNOW WHY THAT'S A BAD THING !?!?! Cause yeah I sure don't. Fml -__- Gosh today has just really been terrible so far & It's only 8:23! If the rest of the day goes bad, I swear I'll go get my bat on these bitches ! >:D Haha well, I'm just gonna try to make the best of today! It'll be hard but It's FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY ! Bahaha (: But I think I'm gonna google something that's gonna help me. I would tell you what's going on, but Deegan Quincy or Michael could read this & They could tell Fluffie Or something. Soooo Hold on! I'll be back (:
  Oh gosh never freaking mind ! There is nothing on Google that could help. And I can't even tell my blogging people whats wrong because I made the mistake of telling them the link to my blog so they can read it when they were nice & I actually was friends with those loser's -___- Ahhhh. WHY ARE MY BLOG'S SO  DEPRESSING THESE DAYSSSS?!?!? Ftw ! See when I say Ftw, I really do mean ftw. That means that I'm effing mad and people need to back the cluck up -.- Lordddddd. OH OKAY ! JORDAN WHEN YOU READ THIS IM SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU IN REAL LIFE BUT THERES THIS CHICK NAMED MERIYA THAT GOES TO CAPROCK AND SHE ASKED ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O___O Wtf ! She said I was pretty and I was like ahh shes nice! (And she has short hair & I just thought she liked it like that but apparently she's lesbian o.o) DONT GET ME WRONGGGG! Me and Jordan think gay people are awesome, except for when they like you D: Saharan (: Jordan loves smiley faces (: she put (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: ( : (: Ahhh there's a space in between one ah ha that's what she saidddd (; Well I am going to go for a sec sooo bye for now (:

Headlines ♥

[Verse 1]I might be too strung out on compliments Overdosed on confidence Started not to give a fuck, and stop fearing the consequence Drinking every night, because we drink to my accomplishments Faded way too long, I'm floating in and out of consciousness And they saying I'm back, I'd agree with that I just take my time with all this shit, I still believe in that I had someone tell me I fell off, oh I needed that And they want to see me pick back up, well, where'd I leave it at I know I exaggerated things now I got it like that Tuck my napkin in my shirt, because I'm just mobbing like that You know good and well that you don't want a problem like that You gone make someone around me catch a body like that No, don't do it, please don't do it Because one of us goes in, and we all go through it And Drizzy got the money, so Drizzy gone pay it Those my brothers I ain't even got to say it That's just something they know
[Chorus]They know, they know, they know They know, they know, they know They know, they know, they know Yeah, they know, yeah That the real is on the rise, fuck them other guys I even gave them a chance to decide, now it's something they know They know, they know, they know
[Verse 2]I be yelling out money over everything, money on my mind Then she want to ask when it got so empty Tell her I apologize, happened over time She says they miss the old Drake, girl don't tempt me If they don't get it, they'll be over you [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/headlines-lyrics-drake.html ] That new shit that you got is overdue You better do what you supposed to do I'm like "Why I got to be all that?" but still I can't deny the fact That it's true, listening to you expressing all them feelings Soap opera rappers, all these niggas sound like "All My Children" And that's who you thinking is about to come and make a killing I guess it really is just me, myself, and all my millions You know that they ain't even got it like that You gone hype me up and make me catch a body like that Plus I live for this, it isn't just a hobby like that When they get my shit and play it, I ain't even got to say it, they know
[Chorus]They know, they know, they know They know, they know, they know They know, they know, they know Yeah, they know, yeah That the real is on the rise, fuck them other guys I even gave them a chance to decide, now it's something they know They know, they know, they know
[Outro]I be yelling out money over everything, money on my mind (Mind, mind, mind) Tell them I apologize, It happened over time (Time, time, time, time) They know

Fluffiee :D

  Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so hi (: I AM IN SUCH A BETTER MOOD THAN YESTERDAY !!!!!! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW !!!!!!! :DDDD Okay so there's this guy named Fluffiee (AKA Israel but I call him fluffiee) Okay so I have liked this kid since 6th grade ! And yes his name Is fluffiee cause he's fluffy (: Anyways so I found out that he liked me yesterday ! And he called me his sweetheart :)) Awwwzzz haha anyways so when i was watching family guy he told me to call him so I was like okay and I did. He's a fun person to talk on the phone with :DD Haha So I asked him who all his best friends were and he told me 8 people but I forgot there name's so yeah . Anyways I asked him "Why am I not one of them !?" And he said because "Your my future girlfriend, that's why" Ahahaha (: Dude ♥♥♥ that's 3 hearts ! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT IS !!!!!!!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHY THERE'S 3 INSTEAD OF ONE !?????? OK YOU BETTER, CAUSE I SURE AS HELLO KITTY DON'T !!!!! But yeshhh it is something good (: If that makes sense ? I don't even know haha. I'm just so freaking hyper and happy and OHHHH SHHHIIII I wonder if he's gonna poke me or something today (: I hopeeeee ! So me and jordan and waffle were on the phone yesterday and apparently, waffle's step brother lit a peice of paper on fire and was touching him with it. So yeah that was funny and all but they were making these strange noises and Jordan sent me a text that said " o.o " AND OH MY GOSHHHH I LAUGHED SOOOO FREAKING HARD(: Then the noises got louder ! So Jordan sent me another one saying " O.O " Hahahha lmfao that was the hardest i have ever laughed in a long time((: I don't even know why I thought It was so funny ! I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed so hard (: ASK JORDAN IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME !!!! I REALLY DID SEE MAMA KISSING' SANTA CLAUSE ! *Starts singing the whole song and gets a very loud applause when she's done* Oh yes I'm a wonderful singer huh? (; Haha I know. Oh my My dad started the police academy today! I am so proud of him :DD He has only had one job ever since he was 17, and now he's a cop. THEREFOR, My dad has only had 2 days of the first day of work. AND TODAY IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS! Imagine how scared he is ! Most of the guy's that are starting today are like just out of college ! So like when my dad started his Previous job at CS STARS , They were still in diapers o______________O Dangggg strange to put that in perspective huh ! Haha if that makes sense :) Well Ima go byeee !

Wednesday's Blog .

  Helloooo . Well Jordan isn't here today . I am oh so sad . I AM NOT WORKING TODAY . I keep thinking about my MeMe again ! & I have no one too rant to . But last night I told Waffle & Jordan about it and gosh there just awesome friends (: Okay so Waffle said, " Oh Well Just Think About Positive Stuff And Try To Live Ur Life To The Fullest And Put All Those Bad Memories Aside (: " And he typed it just like that ! It made me smile :D And Jordan sent me this 3 page long message that I woke up to this morning And lemme tell you ! It was just great :)) It made my day ! Haha so Jordan when you read this, Thank You again :DD But yeah anyways last night I wrote my MeMe a letter . Gosh I cried the whole time I wrote it ! I keep thinking about her ... This is my first Christmas with out her here and shes just really been on my mind lately . In my letter i was like " I wish I would have hugged you when you left from the house, & I wish I would have told you I loved you " :\ I just really took her for granted . She was always there for my family . She would do anything for me . I just really didn't realize it until she was gone . I don't even know what to do with that letter ! On my desk i have this little compartment that has some Card's shes gotten me for my birthday, her glasses, her rosary, and a snow globe she got me like 3 years ago . I think I'll put it there but I dunno ... I have a feeling that this Christmas Is gonna suck . I'm gonna be thinking about her constantly . She was such an amazing person .. Like she really was . But like Jordan said In the letter, God won't put me anything through something he know I can't handle . So I just gotta suck It up & try to do this :\ Oh wow I wasn't really listening to these people's conversation & I heard " Black people can be British ." i think Deegan said It o__O Wow Haha that made me laugh (: Wow I don't even know ... It's gonna be hard to take Jordan and Waffle's advice . I'll laugh and try to be okay, but if your hurting on the inside you can't really do anything about It . Believe me I've tried . You can't pick which emotion your feeling . You can try but deep down if your sad , your sad . & The only thing that can heal It Is time I guess ? I dunno . /: I've lost some one before, my great grandma, but me & her didn't spend every single day together . And I was little when I lost her so I didn't really feel that sad . So I'm not sure how to get over this . She was such a unique person ! She was born and raised In France, & when she was 18 she met my grandpa (who passed away exactly 2 month's after she did), and they came to California, then to Amarillo, Then to Oklahoma, Than Back to California, & Back To Amarillo . A lot of moving huh ? Wow don't you hate it when your in that mood when everything pisses you off ??? Cause that's the mood I'm in right now and all I want is for people to stfu and let me blog in peace. -_- Like really !? No one cares if you have no respect for Michale or Raquel ! Just shut up ! Oh my god we DO NOT Want your effing life story ! God dang and he still won't shut up . I need some music with some really loud head phone's to block out the annoying noise of Quincy's faggot ass voice ! & there's still 10 minutes of class left . Okay Quincy No one wants to see you and your flabby arm's fist pump . Dang i have never noticed that Quincy will never shut up . & I Thought Me and Jordan were talkative but DANGGGGGG Nothing compared to this fool . I need some heavy effing medal to jam to . Or a fluffy effing pillow to squeeze cause that's what a bad mood I'm in ! I really wanna tell them to shutup, but he'd be like "YOU SAID YOU'D STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS !!!!!!!!" And all this and yes dumb ass we know nfl isn't a real word -______- That's why it's underlined in Red smart one . I Swear -.- I want a nap . I also want to go home and have some effing chick-fil-a ! Then my life would be sorta okay. But nope I have a wack mom who doesn't care about me enough to let me stay home from school even when I'm feeling like crap .

Hajabuzaaaa ♥♥

Napisze coś w pięć minut, tyle to czas ma
By w pięć minut sensy definiowała kartka
W kaskach nas dwóch, budzik na dwustu
Siemasz Belfegor, witaj w krainie głupców
Zero uwag, trzy setki, hajabuza
Gdybym mógł ziom to zapaliłbym szluga
Mruga wiązka świateł, wierze wciąż, że się uda
Na uspokojenie bluba, myśli miażdżąc
Z piskiem przed mazdą, przed nią patrol
Za chłystkiem my, rura, wniosek: pierdol policje
Dwie paki i szybciej, ospałym miastem
Na psy to palcem, za ster wszystkie myśli i uwaga
I znów 3 0 0 K M na zegarach, mknie biała strzała,
Poczuj hałas, daj na opór manetki,
Czujesz strach?! Wrzuć na spokój tabletki
Na polu nawierzchni, rządzą milimetry pajac
Bo od szczekania to zrobił ci się zajad
Mijamy zajazd, sekunda ma w ścierwo stacja
I kolejnego kundla rotacja
Jak pod Mariotem na kurwach znów gnamy trzysta
Za nami policja a my zwiększamy dystans
Bo nie zatrzyma nic nas w drodze do raju
Gdzie pełno kajut, nie czaruj bo dosyć już szamanów

A gdybyś miał się urodzić po raz drugi
Dostałbyś tą drugą szansę
Co byś zrobił ?! Jak byś żył ?!
Jak wyglądałaby dla ciebie sprawa najważniejsza
Człowieczeństwo
Nie wiem, chce być człowiekiem teraz
Mam takie ambicje...
Mam ambicje, by być sobą
Nie sięgne po żaden pierdolony zakazany owoc
W ulicy konwencji, ci luźni i spięci, słowo
Przemija z wiatrem na rzecz nowej kadencji, ponoć
Padnę, sam wiem i licze się z tym
Wciąż ćwicze ten styl, by doskonalić teksty
Choć żaden ze mnie Szekspir, pisze pod to co słysze
Z bitem wypływa na ulice liter lite
Elite literacką niszcze przez ambicje władcą(?) z cyklem
Mikrofonowych bitew, patrz no jak to daleko zaszło
Zamiast szacunku chamstwo i te groźby
Co drugi groźny jak iwan, gdzie tkwi, wersów kryminał
To jeszcze nie koniec poszukiwań, szachownice goniec kiwa,
Te ulice prosze wybacz, tu silniejszy wygrywa
I to na tyle chyba, jak dotąd los nie daje odpocząć
Zwłaszcza poliglotom, no bo mowa to złoto, lecz nie białe
W imię Ojca, i Syna, Ducha Świętego amen

Cant Help But Wait♥

I can't help but wait, oh uh Can't help but wait Check it out, uh
I see you, you with him He ain’t right but you don’t trip You stand by while he lies Then turn right round and forgive
I can’t take to see your face With those tears runnin' down your cheeks But what can I do, I gotta stay true Because deep down I’m still a G
And I don’t want to come between you and your man Even though I know I treat you better than he can
Girl I can’t help but wait Till you get that with him it don’t change Can’t help but wait Till you see that with me it ain’t the same
Can’t help but wait Till you see you for what you really are Baby girl you are a star And I can’t help but wait
Listen, it ain't fresh To just let him call the shots You’re a queen, you should be Gettin' all that someone’s got
You should be rockin' the latest in purses Bracelets and watches you’re worth Much more than an occasional 'I love you, I’m thinking of you'
And I don’t wanna come between you and your man, no Even though I know I treat you better than he can
Girl I can’t help but wait Till you get that with him it don’t change Can’t help but wait Till you see that with me it ain’t the same
Can’t help but wait Till you see you for what you really are Baby girl you are a star And I can’t help but wait
Get it together You can do better See is believin' And I see what you need so
I’m going to play my position Let you catch what you’ve been missing I’m calling out, girl cuz
I can’t help but wait Till you get that with him it don’t change Can’t help but wait Till you see that with me it ain’t the same
Can’t help but wait Till you see you for what you really are Baby girl you are a star And I can’t help but wait
Till you get that with him It don’t change Can’t help but wait Till you see that with me it ain’t the same
Can’t help but wait Till you see you for what you really are Baby girl you are a star And I can’t help but wait
Can’t help but wait babe, no no no I can’t help but wait Oh oh oh Can’t help wait No, no, no

Hello Loved Ones :D

  Helloooo ! I am much much better today :) I AM SO ANGRY THO ! Okay so im wearing these jeans that has some holes above my knees and yesh i have to wear this ghetto yellow tape on my pants -_________- SMFH FANNIN ! GO TELL YOUR GRANDMA TO GET ON HER KNEE'S AND DO WHAT SHE DOES BEST YOU EFF FACE !!!!!!!!! That is so stupid . Like really , it's more distracting with some ugly a** ish tape on your leg than a hole . A hole is just there and keeps to himself but when you put a bright yellow peice of tape on there its like "Look ! Im a bright yellow peice of tape on laura's thigh !" haha okay so i just had this vision ! There's this episode Of Good Luck Charlie and Teddy is wearing this bee suit and eggs are pouring out of her and shes like "GO MY BABIES GO ! ..... " its freaking hilarious ! DO YOU THINK MORRIS IS A DARK SKIN LAST NAME ?!?! i DONT ! Deegan is whiter than me !!!!!!!!!!! thats pretty DERN WHITE IF YOU ASK ME ! a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z BEASTTTTTTTTT NIGGGGG ((: okay ima go byeeee 

How I feel Rite Now :'|

I know you're somewhere out there
Somewhere far away
I want you back
I want you back
My neighbors think
I'm crazy
But they don't understand
You're all I have
You're all I have

Chorus:

At night when the stars
light up my room
I sit by myself

Talking to the Moon
Try to get to You
In hopes you're on
the other side
Talking to me too
Or am I a fool
who sits alone
Talking to the moon

I'm feeling like I'm famous
The talk of the town
They say
I've gone mad
Yeah
I've gone mad
But they don't know
what I know

Cause when the
sun goes down
someone's talking back
Yeah
They're talking back

Chorus:

At night when the stars
light up my room
I sit by myself
Talking to the Moon
Try to get to You
In hopes you're on
the other side
Talking to me too
Or am I a fool
who sits alone
Talking to the moon

Ahh Ahh,
Ahh Ahh,

Do you ever hear me calling?
Cause every night
I'm talking to the moon
Still trying to get to you

In hopes you're on
the other side
Talking to me too
Or am I a fool
who sits alone
Talking to the moon

I know you're somewhere out there
Somewhere far away

Meme :\

  Well today is just really going to suck . Okay so its snowy & icy outside , and I remember that my MeMe (yes it's pronounced like May-May and there's supposed to be a squiggly line above the e's  but Idk how to do that sooo ..) Always used to wine and complain about the snow & how horrible it is . It's weird how when people pass away you miss the little , simple things about them :( I would give anything to listen to her complain about how long the lines at Walmart are or something . Ughhhh :| I didn't even wanna go to school today ! & Christmas is coming up and everything else . I remember the last two Christmas' she bought me boy shirts instead of girl shirts from aeropostale. I remember I was so aggravated when she did that ! I went to the store and returned them every time she did it . But now that she's gone i really wish she was here to give me another boy shirt :( ughh this sounds so corny i swear >.< Oh well . . . Well im gonna go work . Byeee /:

We'll be fine♥

Yeah, never thoughts of suicide, I'm too alive
But I still treat it likes it's do or die
Even though dying isn't in the plans,
But neither was making it and here I am
In the presidential do you like your new room?
Always presidential and tonight's no blue moon
Since I saw Aaliyah's precious life go too soon,
She deserve the credit for how I'm about to get it
That's why I got a new dumb thing moving through the street
Got a new condo, move it to the beach
Heard Nicki just bought a brand new crib
Goddamn man she's beauty and the beast (Lord)
Seems like yesterday that I was up and coming
Still so young that I ain't had enough of nothing

The fam here, the drink here, the girls here?
Well fuck let's get it then

[Hook]
I'm trying to let go of the past
Should we make this one a double?
You ain't even gotta ask, ah
Because it's hard to say no, say no
Yeah it's hard to say no

Are you down, are you down? Yea you all the way down, every time
Am I down, am I down? Yea I'm all the way down, we'll be fine
Are you down, are you down? Yea you all the way down, every time
Am I down, am I down? Yea I'm all the way down, we'll be fine

[Verse 2]
Used to make us proud we had dreams of getting bigger man
Loved you until now, but now I'm the nigga man
You keep talking that "You was this and you had this
And you deserve some fucking credit how did anyone forget it."
Got a show up in your city, yo girl is in the line
And the line around the corner it's my motherfucking time
You should take it as a sign, man I got it right now.
I wouldn't doubt it cause these bitches all about it right now
Let's be real about this shit, can I take you home?
Or come to where you stay? Do you live on your own?
I heard you got your ways, I never would have known
She said "you're such a dog" I said "you're such a bone."
I've been everywhere, where you know me from?
These days women give it to me like they owe me one
But they crave attention though they always saying "Show me something."
But girl you ain't the only one that's trying to be the only one
At least I admit that, if you get that, and you with that
Then fuck let's get it then

[Hook]
I'm trying to let go of the past
Should we make this one a double?
You ain't even gotta ask, ah
Because it's hard to say no, say no
Yeah it's hard to say no

Are you down, are you down? Yea you all the way down, every time
Am I down, am I down? Yea I'm all the way down, we'll be fine
Are you down, are you down? Yea you all the way down, every time
Am I down, am I down? Yea I'm all the way down, we'll be fine